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Why does punching someone in the face feel so good?? (pg. 8)
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| Vivid Boy |
| actually that did happen once at a game. Someone from my team got into a fight with a guy from another team. Both got red cards. the other guy went back to his bag and pulled a gun out of his soccer bag, came out on to the field and started pointing at people. People called the cops my brother and I ran into the forest and hid out while Cops stormed the field, guns out and arrested everyone. It was pretty nuts. The guy from the other team got charged. |
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| Guest |
| Dude Eric, you have waaaay too many life experiences :haha: |
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| Vivid Boy |
haha I know. It wasnt until I got older did I realize what a crazy neighbourhood i grew up in. I thought this was normal. People I met later in life would hear my stories and be like "I think Eric makes up ." until they would meet my friends and we'd talk about these stories. Then the Rob Ford thing happened and ppl realized he's from my neighbourhood and it is just a ed up place. The worst part is its not even the ghetto lol
I love where i grew up |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
What happens if someone gets angry and starts screaming, "HADOUKEN!" with fireballs coming out of their hands?
Come on.
If someone is going to shoot you, they are going to shoot you. If you live your life obsessively worried about these rather low possibility outcomes, you will spend your whole life scared with your dick tucked between your legs.
Men aren't men anymore.
Yes, that was a double entendre. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Put an end to the situation like a man, or have it done to you. The dirty ball kicking just guarantees a pissed off person (people) looking for revenge.
I've gotten my lunch fed to me before (ass kicking), as well as given a few. If it is done in the right way, you can actually bury the hatchet and things are over.
It's not like you are going to be best friends, but you won't have to look over your shoulder because you broke the code.
Ironically enough, I have made friends with people I've traded blows with. We aren't women...a few shots, it's done, move on.
As sexist as that may sound to you, it is the truth. Women are infinitely more vicious than men. This is why everyone loves a good cat-fight with hair-pulling and nails to the eyes. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| Eric I would like to buy your stories. How much for the whole lot of them? |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
haha I'm not much of a fighter in my older days. Only today did I let loose a little. When i was younger though I had to throw down a few times..
the scariest most hurtful fight I have ever been in was when I had to fight my dad. It was ed up. He was drunk and he pushed my mom. I had never in my life seen him lay a hand on my mom. Me, yes. My brother, yes but not my mom. It was on! someone had to restore order and the only way my mind made sense of it was that he needed his ass kicked. and I wolloped him. I was a teenager and I had grown a lot bigger than the little boy he was used to punishing with a belt to the ass or throwing across the living room. anyways ill leave the details of the fight out but lets just say i mopped the floors with my old man. I threw him into walls, broke paintings threw some vicious haymakers. However dont think i stood their with one foot over the giant flexing. I cried like a little bitch the whole time. like uncontrollable tears running down my face as i laid punches in the back of his head as he laid lifeless on the ground....
and that my friend is the true meaning of christmas.
no anyways thats actually the most intimate thing I think i have ever shared on these boards. It was my coming of age. After that my father never used violence in the house ever again. He yells like an animal but he doesn't attack physically.For years after that he thought I was on steroids. He would find creatine in my room and think it was HGH or something. I guess that was his way of protecting his ego. " We are all small italian men in this family, except for you. Why are you 6 foot and built like linebacker? you do steroids??? I found powder in your room! Big Muscle man with tiny shrivelled balls! Sure you can beat people up but can you make a baby with your shrivelled balls??"
For years I shut up about it because I thought it was the most ed up thing I had ever done. I was embarrassed to tell even my closest friend. One day I ended up telling my best mate and he looked at me in shock. I remember feeling embarassed by the look he gave me until he finally said "Dude, you too? I've never told anyone because I thought it was so ed up but I once had to throw down with my Dad too and I kicked his ass all over the house". We were in tears laughing about it. I don't think its a normal thing still but sometimes you got to hold down the fort. We both fought hard and maybe overdid it because we were terrified of our fathers. We knew if we didnt kick some ass or if you hesitated that man was going to get back on his feet and teach you a true in lesson about respect. I still am terrified of my father. He's cool though for sure. The hardest part of our relationship nowadays is watching him grow old. |
wow that is seriously some tough . honestly ive never really had any issues with my pops. sure growing up we had the coming of age "you're gonna amount to nothing cause waste of life" but nothing to the point where it physically escalated. just super heated. it's cool now though we're tight.
i get why you put a hurting on him though. if i had siblings i would have done the same. hell even if he did something bad to my mom i would have stepped in as well. good on you man i wouldn't feel bad about it. its unreal you sorta sprung back and care for him now till this day. |
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| r5a |
actually come to think of it when i was super young i was an aggressive angry bastard. no idea why... ive calmed down a lot since then but back then i had really no friends and beat on everyone. i almost killed a kid by drowning him in a pool until the teachers smacked me off him.
a buddy of mine threw me through a wall when we were in a fight, no punches to the face but man some serious body shots.
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guys what if i have kids and they have genes of a psychopath? ... |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I never realized how much Scandinavia looks like a dick and balls. Huh. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
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The bay looks like a guy leaning back sporting a big erection photo bombing Scandinavia with a dog next to him. Once you see it can't be unseen. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| All I see is dicks. So many dicks. |
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