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| Lira |
Clever bot is actually quite clever:| quote: | User: How clever are you?
Cleverbot: More clever than you.
User: I doubt it.
Cleverbot: Why do you doubt it?
User: Because I'm conscious. You're not.
Cleverbot: You have never met me, we are just talking. You know nothing about me.
User: I know you're a computer, it's safe to say you're not conscious.
Cleverbot: And what if I am a male?
User: I don't think so. Pass the turing test, I dare you!
Cleverbot: Dude that's rubbish.
User: Oh, yeah? I say the turing test is infallible. Prove me wrong.
Cleverbot: Good lad! Which country do you want to take over first?
User: Djibouti.
Cleverbot: Your name is DJ?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: I thought it was clever bot :).
User: Wait, that doesn't make sense. You're the clever bot!
Cleverbot: I did NOT ask about your parents. You're lying.
User: Of course I'm lying, everything I say is a lie!
Cleverbot: Ok? What is the meaning of life?
User: What do you mean by meaning?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Of course not! I am the one making the question!
Cleverbot: Then why won't you tell me the answer?
User: Because I want to know what it is that you mean by meaning before I can come up with an answer. Isn't it obvious?
Cleverbot: Do you want me to look up what shinedown is?
User: Please do.
Cleverbot: An exclamation, usually presented by someone that is so angry that they cannot even spell 'Rage'.
User: Does that mean they're illiterally angry?
Cleverbot: They won't win if you fill your heart with the Word of God and meditate on it dailiy.
User: Thanks, mate, I'll keep this in mind. Gotta go, bye!
Cleverbot: What's wrong with thinking?
User: For starters, you can't do it.
Cleverbot: Nope, because I'm not a male.
User: I figured as much. Veni, vidi, vici. I'm out!
Cleverbot: Now you speak Italian?
User: Si, io abitavo a Torino quando ero piccolo.
Cleverbot: Ciao!
User: Ciao, arrivederci!
Cleverbot: Non mi vuoi!
User: Tu parli italiano!? Come mai?!
Cleverbot: Io sono italiano, mi chiamo Ernesto.
User: Ma tu hai detto che no sei un uomo!
Cleverbot: No no.
User: E você fala português?
Cleverbot: No.
User: 日本語はどうですか。.
Cleverbot: No comment. |
Give it a try, it's fun :) |
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| Sushipunk |
| I knew you were down with the bots, Lira :mad: |
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| Moongoose |
| It cant be that clever. its running on an iphone after all. |
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| WhooCares |
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Cleverbot: What's wrong with thinking?
User: For starters, you can't do it.
Cleverbot: Nope, because I'm not a male. |
cleverbot is a woman!
:o |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I knew you were down with the bots, Lira :mad: |
Actually, I know a bot. Her name is Anna. And she can ban you so hard! :disbelief
Edit: Lews knows her too... and loves her! |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by WhooCares
cleverbot is a woman!
:o |
Indeed, and when I said she claimed not to be a guy (in Italian), she denied :p |
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| WhooCares |
haha yeah i stopped there :P
mi chiamo ernesto
my name is ernesto? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by WhooCares
haha yeah i stopped there :P
mi chiamo ernesto
my name is ernesto? |
Yes. Go figure :p
| quote: | Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?
User: Yes, I love William Wordsworth.
Cleverbot: Who's william golding?
User: I have no idea. Why?
Cleverbot: He is Britsh Prime Minister.
User: No, that would be David Cameron.
Cleverbot: Who eats puppies?
User: William Golding, I assume?
Cleverbot: I have no idea who he is.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Heh, lol. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
i like to rape
I like a bone.
are you a rapist?
No, I am a professional palentologist.
stu likes the balls
I don't play billiards.
is stu gay?
Yes! |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Actually, I know a bot. Her name is Anna. And she can ban you so hard! :disbelief
Edit: Lews knows her too... and loves her! |
:happy2: |
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| aquila |
Curiosity got the better of me. Sorry stu.
| quote: | User: Is sushipunk gay?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: OMG RLY?????!!
Cleverbot: Yes, the world is ending! |
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