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| Resnick |
ok its about time someone posted this (and if someone has already just ignore him...hes prob just a figment of ur imagination anywasy)
anywho, its fav family guy quote time , ill start
black market guy: "Here we go, we got 2 american passports, that will be 300$"
Lois: "Peter , hurry up and pay the man, god know what they might do to us"
Peter: "umm.....do you accept bits of string *puts small pieces of sting on table"
HAHAHAHAHAhahahaHHAAHAHHAAHAHHHA
and no one post the damn koolaid one...i konw its funny but thats what everyone says |
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| Galapidate |
One of the best "flashbacks" is in the episode where Chris becomes an artist and they have the Walt Disney reference:
Minnie Mouse posing for Walt Disney very nervously:
Minnie:(slipping off strap unhappily) d-d-doooo I have to?
Walt: Hey! You wanna get big in this business then you gotta take it off! (While she takes the dress off/Walt draws) Ooooh yeah hehehehehehe. :toothless
For regular quotes, my favorite is Peter:
"Hehehe, it's pronounced "nucular" dummy, the 's' is silent." |
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| Kamikaze Badger |
Ack! Mind! Blank! Cant! Think!
Well, to add on to what the other guy posted
black market guy: "Here we go, we got 2 american passports, that will be 300$"
Lois: "Peter , hurry up and pay the man, god know what they might do to us"
Peter: "umm.....do you accept bits of string *puts small pieces of sting on table*"
black market guy: "Sorry, we dont accept bits of string. Store policy.*points to a sign saying 'We do not accept bits of string.'*" |
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| Resnick |
^^^ hahaha ya forgot about that
i just saw the episode where chris's dick is bigger than peters, and
lois: "chris, finish your milk ,your still growing"
peter: "NO, hes had enough
*grabs milk and starts chugging it |
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| Endlesswave |
The one where they go over to the house of the nudists.
Wife: Peter would you like some Beer?
Peter: sure what kind do you have?
Wife: we have bush,(at the same time he sneaks a peak at her )
oh and bush light.
LOL. |
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| Boomer187 |
Stuie, "For every sprinkle I find on my cupcake I shall kill you"
that wasin the one with the mysterious man in white.
at jonathan weed's (Peter's boss) funeral stuie says:"I'd do her, I'd do her, wouldn't do her, ooh who hasn't done her, do her, lose the pigtails and we'll talk, do her, do her."
And every reference to the Incredible Hulk. |
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| Resnick |
Peter: "omg brian i really need to find a job, sooner or later Lois is gonna figure out what i do every day"
*flashback, you see lois watching tv and peter is standing against the wall in the background with a lamb shade on his head... |
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| montie |
OH NO!
OH NO!
OH NO!
OOOH YEAAAAH!
been done here on these boards many times but no one ever seems to get it |
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| Mebot |
"its like i died and went to heaven... only they realized it wasnt my time yet and so they sent me back to a brewery"
haha ill have a lot more coming, if i feel like posting em that is |
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| Warez Guy |
| The flashback where Peter and Cleveland are in China Town at the chinese finger trap booth, Peter says " Never mind how it happend, just get it off" LOL hillarious :D |
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| Billabong |
stewie: damn all this time spent trying to stop people having sex, now i know how the catholic church feels.
stewie. come on lewis shake me like a bad britist nanny
stewie. If he were truely omnipotent he would have the testicular fortitude to show him self, SHOW YOURSELF CLAUS !
and millions more. |
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| Galapidate |
I love the flashback also where Peter narrates his life when he goes into the kitchen and . LOL hilarious! :D
Some more:
Stewie: Say Achmed, when you're about to kill an infidel what is that sound you make?
Achmed: Ayayayayayaya!!!!
Stewie: Ah yes, ayayayayayaya!!!!!
Peter: Fidel, no running around the pool!
Lois: Where'd you get this car?
Peter: It was a steal! /wink
Lois: Say that again...
Peter: It was a steal. /wink
Lois: Without winking
Peter: It was a steal....wink
The whole sketch w/ the Hitler talk show was mint as well :D Another I also liked was the West Side Story spoof where Peter keeps screwing up the dancing :stongue: :stongue:
Cult member 1: Hey, do you think that girl is hot? (pointing at Meg)
Cult member 2: No way! /slaps high five w/ cult member 1 |
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