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The Official Bored at 2:22am thread (pg. 128)
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| A.J. |
which legend started this thread?
*cough*
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by A.J.
which raging homO started this thread?
*cough*
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fixed, IMO.
so true, so true. |
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| Trance Nutter |
This is class:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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Stalin's half-ape supertroops
December 21, 2005
A SECRET plan to create hordes of half-man half-ape super-warriors to conquer the rest of world has been uncovered in Moscow.
If successful, the plan would have seen humans and chimpanzees cross-breeding to create a new race of "living war machines", which ignored pain and fear and which thrived on hardship.
According to The Scotsman, the program was instigated by Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin in the early 1920s. Stalin saw the scheme as an integral part of his plans to consolidate power and rapidly boost the Soviet Union's flagging power and prestige on the world stage.
The stakes were high - Stalin's battered Red Army had been gutted by years of civil war and internal purges. There was also intense pressure to find a new labour force, particularly one that would not complain, with the Soviet Union about to embark on its first Five-Year Plan for fast-track industrialisation.
Stalin threw scientists and other genetic experts into the program, providing lavish resources and funding in a bid to achieve early results.
"I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat," Stalin said, quoted by Moscow newspapers.
His cronies were not slow in supporting him. In 1926 the Politburo in Moscow passed the request to the Academy of Science with the order to build a "living war machine".
The Soviets drafted their top animal-breeding expert into the program. Ilya Ivanov, who previously had set up the world's first centre for the artificial insemination of racehorses, set off for West Africa to conduct his first experiments in inseminating chimpanzees.
Meeting little success, Ivanov turned his efforts around, setting up a facility in Stalin's home republic of Georgia to fertilise human volunteers with monkey and ape sperm. Not surprisingly, the efforts were a total failure.
All up, his efforts cost the impoverished Soviet Union many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
For his expensive failure, he was sentenced to five years' jail, later commuted to five years' exile in the Central Asian republic of Kazakhstan.
A year later he died, reportedly after falling sick while standing on a freezing railway platform. |
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,1011...5-13762,00.html |
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| narcism |
| quote: | | Ilya Ivanov, who previously had set up the world's first centre for the artificial insemination of racehorses, set off for West Africa to conduct his first experiments in inseminating chimpanzees. |
:p so thats what ilya's been keeping secret from me |
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| PulseFusion |
| freaky stuff... I wouldn't want to be one of those test subjects... inseminated with a monkey? (not to mention i'm a bloke)... jeez... pretty scary. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
its ridiculous how fvcking bored i am at the minute. ive barely lifted a finger all day. *yawns* might just have to have an extra long lunch break to help the arvo fly by....
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| OLi_A |
i cannot reiterate the strength of my hatred for chelsea right now
liverpool dominated the first half and gallas of all people is left open in the 6 yard box. i mean wtf is up with that? you just cannot make a mistake against them, even when your on top!!
NYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
liverpool ftw! |
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| OLi_A |
its all over, 2-0 is just too much at the bridge
heads went down after the first goal and they lost their mojo
ps. essien = lose
punk bitch should learn from terry how to use his brain when chasing balls |
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| OLi_A |
il y a sperme dans me singe
(if i could speak french, this might mean there is semen in my monkey) |
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| Teflon_Teapot |
| *bump* so bored i hate waiting for people to send you important information at work before you can do anything. |
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| eROs.au |
bump
i just won 500 in blackjack
woot woot |
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