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Just saw the girl of my dreams (pg. 12)
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| djdustx |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
not really...its more like asking 5 y/o kids to explain sex...they think its eww and think it inludes flowers and bees |
errr...u mean birds and the bees right?:confused:
Btw if its not peoples confidence or self-esteem that dont push them to talk to a gurl...then maybe there not heterosexual :nervous:
so anywayz...lets stop this thread...cuz i dont know how to switch off the email reply to thread thing...and its already bad enough i get an email every minute :( :stongue: :haha: :crazy: :nervous: :eyespop: :confused: :toothless
Sebastiano
P.S. smack her ass...if she giggles thats the woman for u |
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| Trancewave |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
You mean as opposed to asking a group of WOMEN? Have you ever TRIED this? It usually goes a little something like this :haha:
Guy: So what kind of a guy are you looking for?
Girl: Oh... someone sweet, intelligent and caring
Guy: Intelligent? But your last boyfriend couldn't even keep a job. And didn't he hit you?
Girl: Well.. um.. see, i know he loved me. We had something special.
Guy: And the guy before that... didn't he cheat on you? Twice?
Girl: Yea, but.. you just don't understand. That was different.
Guy: But I'M sweet, intelligent and caring. Why won't you date ME!?
Girl: Aww, that's really cute. But i just want you to be my friend.
*guy walks away far more confused about women than ever before* |
OMG! that is so true :D |
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| Trancewave |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
not really...its more like asking 5 y/o kids to explain sex...they think its eww and think it inludes flowers and bees |
| quote: | Originally posted by djdustx
errr...u mean birds and the bees right? |
You see what I mean? we're all confused.:D |
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| starsearcher |
| quote: | Originally posted by djdustx
Btw if its not peoples confidence or self-esteem that dont push them to talk to a gurl...then maybe there not heterosexual :nervous:
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AAhhhmmmm yes...since i'm too nervous to talk to a girl i'm really impressed with and very attracted to I must be GAY! :rolleyes: |
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| Elmo-On-XTC |
i haven't read all of this thread and quite frankly im not going to.
what should you have done? probably make eye contact with her, smile, if she smiles (like comeon a REAL smile not a polite smile and stare at the ground kinda smile) then approach her and just say hi. if she says hi back make a comment about something but don't compliment her looks...don't say "i think your uber beautiful" (also don't mention tranceaddict in the first sentance...i don't think girls are terribly interessted in guys and their internet forums...so i've heard :p ) ...say something unusual like "i think your socks kick ass" or "I wear the same earrings when I play dress-up in my moms clothing" ...you know be creative. if she laughs or smiles (basically if she doesn't walk away from you or give you a bad look) maybe introduce yourself 'hi my name is Sven (i hope you're name isn't Sven) i work over at [insert wherever] would you like to join me for a cup of coffee sometime?'...she says yes then ask her what her schedule is like and she'll give you her number (unless she's dunce). she says no then just leave her alone (don't ask twice...it's pathetic).
just keep it short and sweet...do most of the talking...you score you score you don't you don't who gives a ? Women are like trolly cars...there are plenty of them in the sea :) |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Elmo-On-XTC
Women are like trolly cars...there are plenty of them in the sea :) |
the expression is "there are many more fish in the sea"
dont be changing around stuff |
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| drgoodvibe |
| quote: | Originally posted by Matt
hot mermaid sex. |
hot lesbian mermaid sex :thepirate
edit: oh wait that had nothing to do with finding a mate.. oh well!!
only advice I can think of is be yourself? |
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| rabbitjoker |
| squeeze that ass. |
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| Espresso |
hmmmmmmm.....
and what if the whole situation was reversed?
what would a girl do if she fell for a guy in a public place? i guess they'd never have the guts to do anything about it:whip: :whip: :whip:
Starsearcher:
this might sound funny but it damn works: pack yourself with the best brands of chocolates/chips,etc, have plenty of 'em ready and attack her with a handfull , just ask her :"so which one do you think i should have today?"
play around with that (remember from that point on it's just about acting and performance, the more amusing and funny you are the better, but don't overreact! just act naturally as if you're playing with some kids trying to entertain them, with your good spirits i'm pretty sure it would work
no gal can say no to chocolates/chips or something delicious.
trust me i've tried it and it works, more than you'd imagine...
:gsmile: :toocool: :p |
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| DJ Ski |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
You mean as opposed to asking a group of WOMEN? Have you ever TRIED this? It usually goes a little something like this :haha:
Guy: So what kind of a guy are you looking for?
Girl: Oh... someone sweet, intelligent and caring
Guy: Intelligent? But your last boyfriend couldn't even keep a job. And didn't he hit you?
Girl: Well.. um.. see, i know he loved me. We had something special.
Guy: And the guy before that... didn't he cheat on you? Twice?
Girl: Yea, but.. you just don't understand. That was different.
Guy: But I'M sweet, intelligent and caring. Why won't you date ME!?
Girl: Aww, that's really cute. But i just want you to be my friend.
*guy walks away far more confused about women than ever before* |
Yup. Check this out for a similar laugh. |
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