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Know any good Jokes? (pg. 2)
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Why does a fly fly?
Because it has special powers! |
thats the stupidest joke i've heard |
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| Floorfiller |
i don't know if this is funny, but my brother and i just made this one up hahaha...
what's the difference between *insert name* and his terd?
his is 6" long.
ok probably not funny, but meh...we laughed haha |
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| D-res |
How many pollocks does it take to eat a burrito?
dos...
im sorry you had to waste time reading that:( |
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| Lil-H |
Racism ahead, if your a negro or equal, dont read :p
Q: How long does it take for å negro to take a ?
A: 9 Months
Q: How does one start a marathon in ethiopia?
A: Roll a doughnut down the street
Q: Why are there no negro astronauts?
A : Their lips explode at 50 000 feet
hohoh |
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| MarathonMan |
Oh dear....:rolleyes:
Anyway....
Q: How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
A: When she has to chew before swallowing it. |
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| Echo of Silence |
| every single person who bothered posting a joke in this thread should have just said no to Jackson's original question. |
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| AntronVee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Echo of Silence
every single person who bothered posting a joke in this thread should have just said no to Jackson's original question. |
:haha: best joke in the thread yet |
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| fitom tiel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lil-H
Racism ahead, if your a negro or equal, dont read :p
Q: How long does it take for å negro to take a ?
A: 9 Months
Q: How does one start a marathon in ethiopia?
A: Roll a doughnut down the street
Q: Why are there no negro astronauts?
A : Their lips explode at 50 000 feet
hohoh |
excuse my ignorance, but what is equal to a negro?
make me laugh |
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| Nell |
Q. whats the difference between a paki and a bucket of ?
A. the bucket
racism at its finest. :cool: |
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| Nell |
| quote: | Originally posted by fitom tiel
excuse my ignorance, but what is equal to a negro?
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someone that isnt white?! :D
hahaha, me so funny. j/k! |
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| subuddha |
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto. |
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| jrbuddha |
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" |
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