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Know any good Jokes? (pg. 6)
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| Evil_Gnome |
| 1 day a little boy wrote to santa..."please send me a sister". Santa responded..."ok, please send me your mother." |
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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azz3D
you obviously don't get the joke ;) |
....hence the reason I'm asking for clarification |
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| -=M=- |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
dj sammy - heaven. |
mate
don't knock it til ya tried it
orrite?
dj sammy is a fkn genius! |
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| Renegade |
What's the best thing about ing twenty-five year olds?
There's twenty of them. |
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| Azz3D |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
....hence the reason I'm asking for clarification |
he told the dude to jerk off a couple of times so he wouldn't be able to get aroused off of his wife when he drives her to the airport (which leads to sex more times than not :) ). It could have been the hospital/church/whatever. The destination is irellevant.
better? |
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| Tranc3 |
| Eh....I figured the destination didn't really matter, but I still don't see how it could be funny. Oh well. |
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| icyhandofcrap |
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eyed deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes cut in half?
Half no-eyed deer
What do you call a dead deer with no eyes cut in half?
Still half no-eyed deer
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| Azz3D |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
Eh....I figured the destination didn't really matter, but I still don't see how it could be funny. Oh well. |
I translated it from my native language. It would make perfect sense if you were able to speak serbo-croatian and I told you the joke |
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how do you fit 5 elephants into red Mini?
2 in the back seat, 1 driving, 1 passenger seat, 1 in the glove compartment
how do you know if an elephant has been thru your fridge?
there's a set of hoof prints in the butter
how do you know if two elephants have been thru your fridge?
there's two sets of hoof prints in the butter
how do you know if three elephants have been thru your fridge?
there's three sets of hoof prints in the butter
how do you know if four elephants have been thru your fridge?
there's four sets of hoof prints in the butter
how do you know if five elephants have been thru your fridge?
there's a red mini parked out the front |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=M=-
how do you fit 5 elephants into red Mini?
2 in the back seat, 1 driving, 1 passenger seat, 1 in the glove compartment
how do you know if an elephant has been thru your fridge?
there's a set of hoof prints in the butter
how do you know if two elephants have been thru your fridge?
there's two sets of hoof prints in the butter
how do you know if three elephants have been thru your fridge?
there's three sets of hoof prints in the butter
how do you know if four elephants have been thru your fridge?
there's four sets of hoof prints in the butter
how do you know if five elephants have been thru your fridge?
there's a red mini parked out the front |
hahaha cant believe I laughed at that :p |
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| -=M=- |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
hahaha cant believe I laughed at that :p |
haha :D
good one to tell to your mates particularly when they get questions 3 4 and 5 right |
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