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Know any good Jokes? (pg. 3)
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by subuddha
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
A: Roberto. |
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! this is the first one that has actually made me laugh:haha: |
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| subuddha |
and a classic...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks him: "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants? The pirate says "AARRGGHH it's Drivin' me nuts!"
more pirate jokes: http://www.stolaf.edu/orgs/privateers/Piratical_Fun/Pirate_Jokes/pirate_jokes.html |
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| Tranc3 |
Here's a classic:
Wanted:
A tall, well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fu-
schia garden, classical music, and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5. |
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| D-res |
the firecheif walks into the building after they finally extiguish the fire and finds a fellow firefightr butt-ing a fire victim.
"what the hell is going on?" yells the firechief.
"This man was dying of smoke inhalation." answered the firefighter.
The firecheif replied, "why didnt you just give him mouth to mouth?"
The fire victim then said, "How do you think this got started."
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| montana |
this one is so lame but
what does snow white do to wake the seven dwarfes?
drink 7up |
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| Echo of Silence |
haha
okay, 2 cute jokes :D
Gold star for Montana and gold star for Tranc3!
The rest of you guys should seriously just delete your posts :p |
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| rollypoles |
Two drunks are walking on all fours along a set of railroad tracks. The first drunk says, "Boy, this sure is the longest stair case i've ever been on."
The second drunk goes, "Yeah, and they sure made the handrails really low."
eh, maybe i ed up how its told....still, kinda funny if you think about it. :) |
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| D-res |
Why did the three blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to know if their maxi-pads really had wings...
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| Ygrene |
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
And a mop.
A string walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender looks him up and down and says "We don't serve strings in here."
The string sighs and walks out of the bar.
Five minutes later, and all tattered and knotted up, the string walks back into the bar.
Again, the string asks for a beer.
The bartender looks him up and down and asks "Aren't you the same string that just left here?"
To which the string replies "Nope, I'm afraid not." |
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| Streakfury |
What's red and goes up and down??
A tomato in a lift.
Ta-dum tsss.
:p |
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| tc-fan |
what do you call 20 old black men in a barn.????
Antique farm equipement |
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