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Riddles / Mind Games (pg. 10)
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by USSR Junkie
NO!! I don't even understand what u just wrote :D
Ok i'll tell ya the answer
Jim, where Bill had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had" was right.
NOW KEEP READING THROUGH THESE SENTENCES TILL U UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY MEAN, AND GRAMMATICALLY THEY ARE CORRECT! |
Thanks :) That's all I could think about at work today (I didn't even come close btw). Got any more like that? |
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| quote: | Originally posted by lMIlk
o i get it. So it could be like
Jim where Bill hadhadhadhadhadhad had had had was right
so you could combine words? |
Hehehe...oh man.. i had no idea that "hadhadhadhadhadhad" was a word, Milk. :p
Azbok |
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| USSR Junkie |
Here's another one :D:D:D
How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word?
There is only one correct answer ! |
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by USSR Junkie
How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word?
There is only one correct answer ! |
Hehe that's clever! I wont spoil it for everybody else, but the answer is in the question. |
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| USSR Junkie |
DUH!! :stongue: :stongue:
..but i have more;)
- Six thousand, six hundred sixty six dollars is written $6,606.
Write eleven thousand, eleven hundred eleven as fast as u can :D
- A man had to go to an inportant meeting and he had to ride his horse to get there. He left on Friday afternoon and came back three days later on Friday. How is that possible? :D
- I have two coins that add up to 55 cents
One of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins? :D |
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by USSR Junkie
- A man had to go to an inportant meeting and he had to ride his horse to get there. He left on Friday afternoon and came back three days later on Friday. How is that possible? :D
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His horse is called Friday? Just a guess but sounds right. How much is a nickel worth by the way? I think I know this. |
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| USSR Junkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
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Originally posted by Lynx
oohhh here's one. hehe. it's really lame. but...anyway...
how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? |
heh i know this elephant joke...u open the refrigerator, put it inside and close the door...
how do u put a LION in the refrigerator?
peace |
U think it's a good answer yeah???
This is a good answer :D:D
Algebra:
1) Step 1. Show that the parts of it can be put into the refrig.
Step 2. Show that the refrig. is closed under the addition.
2) Take the appropriate universal refrigerator and get
a surjection from refrigerator to elephant.
Topology:
1) Have it swallow the refrig. and turn inside out.
2) Make a refrig. with the Klein bottle.
3) The elephant is homeomorphic to a smaller elephant.
4) The elephant is compact, so it can be put into a finite collection
of refrigerators. That's usually good enough.
5) The property of being inside the referigerator
is hereditary. So, take the elephant's mother,
cremate it, and show that the ashes fit inside the refrigerator.
6) For those who object to method 3 because it's cruel to animals.
Put the elephant's BABY in the refrigerator.
Algebraic topology:
Replace the interior of the refrigerator by its
universal cover, R^3.
Linear algebra:
1) Put just its basis and span it in the refrig.
2) Show that 1% of the elephant will fit inside the refrigerator.
By linearity, x% will fit for any x.
Affine geometry:
There is an affine transformation putting the
elephant into the refrigerator.
Set theory:
1) It's very easy!
refrigerator = { elephant } 2) The elephant and the interior of the
refrigerator both have cardinality c.
Analysis:
1) Differentiate it and put into the refrig.
Then integrate it in the refrig.
2) Redefine the measure on the referigerator (or the elephant).
3) Apply the Banach-Tarsky theorem.
Number theory:
1) First factorize, second multiply.
2) Use induction. You can always squeeze a bit more in.
Geometry:
Declare the following:
Axiom 1. An elephant can be put into a refrigerator.
Complex analysis:
Put the refrig. at the origin
and the elephant outside the unit circle.
Then get the image under the inversion.
Numerical analysis:
1) Put just its trunk and refer the rest to the error term.
2) Work it out using the Pentium.
Statistics:
1) bright statistician.
Put its tail as a sample and say "Done."
2) dull statistician.
Repeat the experiment pushing the elephant to the refrig.
3) Our NEW study shows that you CAN'T put the elephant
in the refrigerator. |
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| USSR Junkie |
OMG THIS ONE IS A KILLER!!!!!!!1:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:
CAN U FIND 9 (!!!!!!) PEOPLE IN HERE?
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| Renegade |
| quote: | - Six thousand, six hundred sixty six dollars is written $6,606.
Write eleven thousand, eleven hundred eleven as fast as u can |
Well firstly six thousand, six hundered and sixy six dollars would be written $6,666, and I'm guessing that eleven thousand, eleven hundred and eleven would be written: $12,111?
| quote: | | How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? |
haha, took me a while. :D
| quote: | | CAN U FIND 9 (!!!!!!) PEOPLE IN HERE? |
Well there's the old guy who takes up most of the picture, then there's the old guy and the young woman in the archway, then there are faces on the far left and the far right of the arch way, as well as one to the bottom right of the bird, right against the arch. Then I guess you could include the baby that the woman is holding......and I'm kinda struggling from there. What have I got, seven? Well I'm convinced that the blackbird makes a face somehow, with that bird flying in the distance just to its right. They would be there otherwise.
But yeah, apart from that I'm not too sure. :-/ |
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| USSR Junkie |
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I'm guessing that eleven thousand, eleven hundred and eleven would be written: $12,111? |
that's correct :D
| quote: | | ...then there are faces on the far left and the far right of the arch way, as well as one to the bottom right of the bird, right against the arch |
hehe there are actually 4 faces on the left :D one of them is reeeeeally hard to find :stongue: |
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| Sandman |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloud9
you turn one on, wait a few minutes, turn another one on, wait a few minutes, go to house2, the hottest lightbulb is the first switch, the other one that is on is the second switch and the one off is the third switch.
Sweet ass!!!!!!! |
Congrats!!! my solution = put 2 light on. wait 20 minuts. turn 1 light of. Go to the other house. the that is on is the switch that you had on. the one that is hot, is the switch you put on on for 20 minuts and the 3th is cold, the switch you never thoughed. |
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| AnotherWay83 |
ok i've located all of the nine faces...hint for the faces on the left:
2 are looking to the right, one is looking str8 at u, and one is looking to the left..only the one looking str8 at u is a woman's, the other three are men
good luck finding them!! :)
peace |
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