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Riddles / Mind Games (pg. 2)
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lynx
oohhh here's one. hehe. it's really lame. but...anyway...
how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? |
heh i know this elephant joke...u open the refrigerator, put it inside and close the door...
how do u put a LION in the refrigerator?
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| Lynx |
hehe dam you anotheway. :D :)
you open the door, take out the elephant, put the lion inside and close the door.
at simba's birth, where raffiki lifts him in the air, what animal was missing from the ceremony? |
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| ta_wilson |
ok here are a couple of easy ones:
1. 2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing, they each catch one fish.
they come home with a total of 3 fish. how is this possible?
2. this is from Die Hard- With a Vengence:
you have a 5 gallon jug and a three gallon jug. u must get exactly 4 gallons (presumably in the 5 gallon jug) how do u do this.
and for the morons who ask dumb questions...yes..u are near a source of water. |
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| KevinExcite |
| YUP..........one of cats is a HERM. |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lynx
hehe dam you anotheway. :D :)
you open the door, take out the elephant, put the lion inside and close the door.
at simba's birth, where raffiki lifts him in the air, what animal was missing from the ceremony? |
LOL the lion??!!!
and ta wilson, the answer to ur first question is that there were three ppl: a grandfather, his son (who is also a father), and HIS (ie, the grandfather's grand-) son...
i have a similar one and then another one:
theres a group of birds sitting on tree A, and another group of birds on tree B...
one bird from tree A tells another bird from tree B: "if one bird from your tree comes to my tree, the number of birds on each tree will become the same"
the bird on tree B responds: "well, if one bird from YOUR tree comes over to my tree, the number of birds on my tree will be TWICE the number of birds on your tree"...
how many birds are on each tree??
another one:
a man and his son are driving when they meet with an accident..the man dies on the spot...the son is rushed to the hospital...the doctor sees him and says "holy , this is my son!!!"...how can this be??
(the last one is stupidly easy!!)
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| DJ Fundamental |
Cats: They are ALL female. Half of them are female - and so are the oter half.
Accident: The doctor is the son's mother.
Birds: A-5 B-7
Water: Fill the 3 gallon jug and pour it into the 5 gallon jug. Fill the 3 gallon jug again and top up the 5 gallon jug with the water from the 3 gallon jug - which will leave you one gallon in the 3 gallon jug. Empty the 5 gallon jug and pour the one gallon of water into it. Fill up the 3 gallon jug again, add it to the one gallon...
4 gallons!
Here's a really easy one but many people get it wrong...
Which of these is correct to say...
"The yolk of the egg is white."
OR
"The yolk of the egg are white."
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Fundamental
Cats: They are ALL female. Half of them are female - and so are the oter half.
Here's a really easy one but many people get it wrong...
Which of these is correct to say...
"The yolk of the egg is white."
OR
"The yolk of the egg are white."
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YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKYOU!
Eggs: Neither - Yolk is yellow |
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| DJ Fundamental |
Ha ha!
Well done...:D |
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| Lynx |
that's correct anotherway!! the lion. one more question:
you want to cross the river but you know there's man-eating alligators infesting the waters, how tod you get across? |
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| DJ Fundamental |
Fly??? Use the bridge??? Have a sex change and become a woman???
I don't know!!! |
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| Lynx |
nope. you just swim across. :D
the alligators are @ the ceremony with simba being born. |
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| DJ Fundamental |
That's one quite good...
MORE MORE!!! PLEASE!!!
...I need more!!:p |
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