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Attention LADIES! Hottest men! (pg. 21)
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
That dude Randy came here one night and hooked up with a girl I know and she said that he got excited a little too early.
Busted! |
start a preature ejaculation thread. i think we've all been there at one point or another |
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| UWM |
| how about you start the thread, since apparently you have experience in the matter. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
start a preature ejaculation thread. i think we've all been there at one point or another |
Yeah, your mom never forgives me to this day... |
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| keddo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Yeah, your mom never forgives me to this day... |
oooo.. :rolleyes: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
how about you start the thread, since apparently you have experience in the matter. |
only happened once. and it was cause the damn bitch was dry ing me and she wouldnt let me take off her pants. she was a virgin. I on the other hand was trying to infiltrate her home base. but it was heavily guarded. i lost the battle, i retreated. i rtied infiltrating one more time bringing the big guns however once agin i failed. luckily without a heavy blow. and i never reckoned with that army again |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Yeah, your mom never forgives me to this day... |
hey man not my fault u have a problem with middle aged women greeting u at the door when u come to pick me up. ps my mom still wants 50 bucks for the dry cleaning on our welcome mat |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
only happened once. and it was cause the damn bitch was dry ing me and she wouldnt let me take off her pants. she was a virgin. I on the other hand was trying to infiltrate her home base. but it was heavily guarded. i lost the battle, i retreated. i rtied infiltrating one more time bringing the big guns however once agin i failed. luckily without a heavy blow. and i never reckoned with that army again |
Hold on. You prematurely ejaculated without really getting any? You were able to climax on a dry hump? That must have been embarassing. :o |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
I go home for the night from work and the thread goes berserk. Nice rant Theresa! |
Thank you, I'd say I did a pretty good job.
I don't get angry very often, so I apologize to those of you who don't know me well.
I swear I am not normally like that, and I am not really a bitch! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
Hold on. You prematurely ejaculated without really getting any? You were able to climax on a dry hump? That must have been embarassing. :o |
she didnt notice. but yeah i was pretty damn embarassed. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ps my mom still wants 50 bucks for the dry cleaning on our welcome mat |
So thats the slang/term you use for in your household nowadays, tell her sorry, I was aiming for her face. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
Hold on. You prematurely ejaculated without really getting any? You were able to climax on a dry hump? That must have been embarassing. :o |
actually think its more embarassing if u prematurely ejaculate before u even stick it in. since there isnt really any real contact. but still it was a pretty sad night. but wwhat are u gonna do. sometimes my lil buddy has a mind of its own |
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