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Biggest Cockblock evAR!!!
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| Mr. Pink |
So I was cockblocked last night.
It's true :(
*pause*
I was just chilling in my place, Nachos and gavin (atl_trancer), had just left my place *pause* and they were going to come back.
Some chick I kinda have "benefits" with comes over to my place, and luckily *pause* into my room! :)
so then im chillin, gettin naked and the like *pause*, and these bastards are gone (wo0t!)....
she's all sexy, lookin holy amazing, and then she asks me "do you want to see my panties?"
and im obviously like - HELL NO BITCH!
actually, i lie
i was like "oh hellz yeah!"
*knock on door*
gavin and nachos decided *pause* to knock on the door to say byebye to me..
sweet friends, right?
IXNAY!
FUKIN TA COCKBLOCK OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
so anyone else got stories of TA COCKBLOCKS or cockblocks in general?
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
wtf does *pause* mean... |
oh....
yeah, that was me taking a forced hit. cuz nachos wouldnt let me type all of that without smokin herb. Sorry guys.
he even typed *pause* :rolleyes:
yep |
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| DjWhooCares |
HAHAHA>....some friend u got...but did they even know u had a girl there?
if they didnt they did nothing wrong u maggot........
but of course if they did
OFF WITH THEIR ING DICKS THOSE COCKBLOCKERS!!
:D
Boinkage to: Markus Schulz - Global DJ Broadcast (Party931)-31-01-2005 - [36:47m of 55:22]
nuff said |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
oh....
yeah, that was me taking a forced hit. cuz nachos wouldnt let me type all of that without smokin herb. Sorry guys.
he even typed *pause* :rolleyes:
yep |
Thats brilliant. I wanna get stoned with nachos. |
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| prolikewhoa |
| oh what the ever javi. you get more action than me. i haven't dated/hooked up with anyone since october. october. |
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| Mr. Pink |
No sons, they knew!!!!
mario is right here, and he's bitching at me that he didnt know, but here's the thing........... i distinctly told them that Lauren, my gal pal, would be showing up at some point.
My door is closed, once they already left, and the door is kinda locked. In fact, it was locked. But knocking on a door entitles answering the door, right? So i did, cuz.........lauren is a friend, she's not my buddy a la everyday. She's a friend and last night was my time!!!!!!!!
these bastards deserve to rot in hell! lmao
TA COCKBLOCK ABOLITION ALLIANCE!!!! |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
oh what the ever javi. you get more action than me. i haven't dated/hooked up with anyone since october. october. |
the man is a ing chick magnet...even my other Puerto rican friend gets layed every weekend........DAMN U!!:P |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
No sons, they knew!!!!
TA COCKBLOCK ABOLITION ALLIANCE!!!! |
OFF WITH THEIR P3NORS!!!........and where can i sign up...ive been cockblocked a few times myself...
its about time these maggots get what they deserve :P |
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| nchs09 |
ok nachos here. sitting besides javi.
let me tell u my version of the story.
ok. first of all i get to his houselast night at 7 and at around 9 i noticed that i lost my keys in javis house3 cause we were stone das . so i lose them and aparently my only replacement keys are 30 minutes away in my dorm. to get into my dorm i have a key in my wallet which i had left inside y car. with out my keys i couldnt get my wallet which had the key to my dorm which had the key to the replacement
(hey guys, mr pink here. This guy rambles like a bitch)
mario continued:
ok so i get progressive ensurence to unlock my car for free to get my wallet. this took about 1 hour wich i waited outside. i wasnt in the house. which i think is when javi got his chica to call. so the guy comes back and opens my car. but he cant so i have to open it after i called him to open it. then me and gavin head to kenneasw where my dorm so get mys pear key. we went to kennesaw and came back 1 hour later and i come in and say bye to everyone cause im picking up my car. and i say. "javis door is closed gavin" and gavin says "lets say bye" so we nock. actually gavin nocked not me. and javi answered.
SO IF U DONT WANT TO REAL ALL THIS BULL I JUST WRONG, THE SUMMERY, im not a cockb;locker, gavin is... B0p |
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| Mr. Pink |
From what i have just been informed of:
my room mate stephen is one of the culprits as well!!
the lies! THE BETRAYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUDAS!!!!!!!!!!!
*sob*
he told gavin&nachos to knock on the door
he arguement: he didnt know she was in there
my reply: FUK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is all for now:) |
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| Mr. Pink |
From what i have just been informed of:
my room mate stephen is one of the culprits as well!!
the lies! THE BETRAYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUDAS!!!!!!!!!!!
*sob*
he told gavin&nachos to knock on the door
he arguement: he didnt know she was in there
my reply: FUK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is all for now:) |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
ok nachos here. sitting besides javi.
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sounds more like cock-knocking than cock-blocking
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