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What NOT to say in Bed (pg. 4)
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| Mr. Pink |
"what's this green stuff?"
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| Sunsnail |
| How'd you glue those cauliflowers there! I love caul...oh sh-- *vomit* |
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| UWM |
| "Can we keep the lights off?" |
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| Mr. Pink |
"can we have a 3some?"
girl- "sure"
*pulls out Wanda the blow up doll from under the bed*
"chillin":tongue2 |
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| UWM |
:stongue:
Don't forget to grab the jar of peanut butter. |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
:stongue:
Don't forget to grab the jar of peanut butter. |
and always remember to wear a darth vader helmet :) |
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| UWM |
| And stomp and snort to alert your mate that she's entered your "breeding grounds" |
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| Mr. Pink |
if she doesnt run away.......
....you've just found yourself a new wife ;)
so fuk her before she changes her mind |
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| UWM |
| Aren't we supposed to be doing papers? |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Aren't we supposed to be doing papers? |
lol
this is why c0r exists ;)
I already finished one. Now for the second :) |
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| MindShifter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
"can we have a 3some?"
girl- "sure"
*pulls out Wanda the blow up doll from under the bed*
"chillin":tongue2 |
LMAO, 'chillin' he says :p
I may have the best one ever, this really happened to me
Having sex:
Girl: Maybe we shouldn't do this, my friend likes you.
Me: Uhhhhhhh we're already having sex, I'm not sure it matters anymore...
Girl: But she really likes you.
Me: Cool, but we're having sex, lets finish up and we'll talk about this later.
women lol, college, best 5 yrs of my life, literally
*Shrugs* |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by MindShifter
Having sex:
Girl: Maybe we shouldn't do this, my friend likes you.
Me: Uhhhhhhh we're already having sex, I'm not sure it matters anymore...
Girl: But she really likes you.
Me: Cool, but we're having sex, lets finish up and we'll talk about this later.
women lol, college, best 5 yrs of my life, literally
*Shrugs* |
omg.
when drama queens attack :rolleyes:
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