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What NOT to say in Bed (pg. 5)
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| reLLik |
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| "wow your sister was right - you ARE better than her" |
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| muckluck |
Since most were phrased as a question, muckluck will now answer all of them with what he would have said in a real-life situation. Answers not directed at anyone in particular. Other guys should try it too, it's fun, like some twisted relationship quiz in Redbook. Or so i'm told.
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Where is it? Inside your vagina, you dumb bitch
I've seen bigger... but yours isn't bad. Thanks
My ex was porno sized, you wouldn't believe it.. like seriously *this* big!Wow, even I would have taken that one for a test drive
Can't you get hard? We're at my cousins FUNERAL!
What the hell is that? A penis.
I've never seen that before... Neither has anyone else.
My ex didn't have that on his. Your ex wouldn't like someone poking holes in his testicles baby.
Oooh, I can make it talk *cue puppetry*. We're at a PRESCHOOL PUPPET SHOW!
Hmmm, it smells funny, what did you eat today? Collared Greens
Maybe we should use a dildo too. I have one right here in my closet.
Have you ever done this before? No.
No, that's not how it works. D'oh. Lemme look it up on www.tranceaddict.com
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| colonelcrisp |
| "That was nice, but you should get goin" |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by DannyO
"I need another drink, your starting to get ugly"
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hahahahh!
don't know if this was said (probably was), but how about
"how much do i owe ya?" |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
"how much do i owe ya?" |
:haha:
"you already paid." |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by MindShifter
LMAO, 'chillin' he says :p
I may have the best one ever, this really happened to me
Having sex:
Girl: Maybe we shouldn't do this, my friend likes you.
Me: Uhhhhhhh we're already having sex, I'm not sure it matters anymore...
Girl: But she really likes you.
Me: Cool, but we're having sex, lets finish up and we'll talk about this later.
women lol, college, best 5 yrs of my life, literally
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Awesome.
I think you can get away with saying a lot, as long as you deliver it correctly and do a decent job in bed. I'm always bustin out goofy/cheesy ass lines in bed.
Here's something a girl told me this weekend, but she's pretty cool, so I let it slide.
Girl - "How kinky are you?"
Me - "I don't know. I'm pretty open to trying things, within reason."
Girl - "What about another guy?"
Me - "No"
Then moved the topic along. I'm pretty down to experiment, but that! :whip: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
Awesome.
I think you can get away with saying a lot, as long as you deliver it correctly and do a decent job in bed. I'm always bustin out goofy/cheesy ass lines in bed.
Here's something a girl told me this weekend, but she's pretty cool, so I let it slide.
Girl - "How kinky are you?"
Me - "I don't know. I'm pretty open to trying things, within reason."
Girl - "What about another guy?"
Me - "No"
Then moved the topic along. I'm pretty down to experiment, but that! :whip: |
that's what you get when you run around with all the club whores hahaha :p |
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| Falcon-X |
| quote: | | 39. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? |
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| Slylee |
whatever...it's ok to have 2 girls, but god forbid another guy? it's not like the girl would even want you guys to do each other...unless she's REALLY weird. :wtf:
double standard bull!
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| igottaknow |
Me: these are nice sheets
FF: there silk
Me: :gsmile: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
whatever...it's ok to have 2 girls, but god forbid another guy? it's not like the girl would even want you guys to do each other...unless she's REALLY weird. :wtf: |
if you ever need a 3rd wheel let me know (that's if you're not REALLY weird) :wtf: |
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