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What NOT to say in Bed (pg. 7)
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| Sunsnail |
"Don't forget to pull out"
"oops" |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
"I love you" always freaks out the random drunken party hook-up. :wtf: |
yea but it was adorable in True Romance:) |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Girl - "How kinky are you?"
Me - "I don't know. I'm pretty open to trying things, within reason."
Girl - "What about another guy?"
Me - "No" |
you should have asked for clarification, if she was giving the open invitation to give her the pig roast, i would have gone for it. but if that required you making phisical contact with another guy during the act...... not worth it |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
you should have asked for clarification, if she was giving the open invitation to give her the pig roast, i would have gone for it. but if that required you making phisical contact with another guy during the act...... not worth it |
is a pig roast when one guy pen0r is in her mouth and the other guys got it in her pooner and they're rotating her around like a pig on a spit? Or do you gag her with an apple? |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
is a pig roast when one guy pen0r is in her mouth and the other guys got it in her pooner and they're rotating her around like a pig on a spit? Or do you gag her with an apple? |
We just call it a "spit roast" in scotland one in the mouth and one in the minge (trans: ). I've actually joking said I wanted one, unfortunatly the girl overheard (she was a slut anyway).
Also one of my mates burst in on some other mates doing it do a girl and took a photo :thepirate dirty girl.
Also about that | quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Oooh, I can make it talk *cue puppetry*.
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my ing ex used to do that..... well at least talk to it she used to call it "penis".
"Hello penis"
"Ohh look mr penis is going to sleep"
*no ....*
"Wake up mr penis..."
*nope you've ing lost me now....*
"Maybe mr penis wants a kiss..."
*BINGO*
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| MindShifter |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
you should have asked for clarification, if she was giving the open invitation to give her the pig roast, i would have gone for it. but if that required you making phisical contact with another guy during the act...... not worth it |
LOL, I've always known it as Chinese fingercuffs lol;) |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| which hole is it again? :toothless |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
my ing ex used to do that..... well at least talk to it she used to call it "penis".
"Hello penis"
"Ohh look mr penis is going to sleep"
*no ....*
"Wake up mr penis..."
*nope you've ing lost me now....*
"Maybe mr penis wants a kiss..."
*BINGO*
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I know what you mean my ex did that too. Why is it women like to talk to our penis's like they're a real person? How about next time we lick your we talk to it... Oh dear you're starting to drool. Would you like a kiss? |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by MindShifter
LOL, I've always known it as Chinese fingercuffs lol;) |
That's what I was thinking. I just go with fingercuffs for short. :haha: That was the best part of Chasing Amy. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea but it was adorable in True Romance:) |
Maybe I should see that then... |
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| DJ_Bananie |
| I don't know if this is a bad generalization, but it seems that most of the things not to say are coming from the guys...:crazy: |
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