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Guys pissing when they are drunk!
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| dance2dabeat |
Ok......so what is the deal with guys going to bed faced.....
then waking up in the middle of the night and pissing any RANDOM area thinking it's the bathroom??????????
My bro's 20th Birthday was last night.........
and holy fack did he ever piss my parents off!!!
walks into their room in the middle of the night and just starts pissing on the floor!!!!!
:nervous:
then he walks into my room afterwards and decides he wants to pass out in my bed!!!
talk about sleep walking totally drunk out of your mind!!!!
:stongue:
poor dude...
he's actually in great shape this morning..and boy did we all have a laugh afterwards b/c he does not remember a thing. But my parents are saying next time he is sleeping outside if he decides to get that trashed again.
so guys..share your stories!!!!!! |
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| Playa24_7 |
| LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah! when you told me this omg hilarious! your brothers hilarious! |
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| VERTiG0 |
| Hahahah because of that, your brother may quite possibly be the best person ever. |
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| infinity HiGH |
HAHAH OMG!!
when I'm faced I need to piss like every 30 minutes. I do find the toilet though. |
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| karim |
LOL. It's his birthday, you can't blame the guy.
One time I got SO drunk at the bar. I remember being there and then BLANK. No recollection of any of the events from that point on.....
When my memory comes to, I'm standing in somebody's living room, it's quiet, it's dark, I have no idea who lives there, and I'm taking a leak in the corner of the room. I see my jacket on the couch so I just take it and walk out the front door and ran......it musta been around 4:30-5 a.m.
I still don't know whose house that is......
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Karim |
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| Playa24_7 |
| ^^^ ahhahahahah!!!!!!!!! |
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| Carney |
one of my buddies took a in petts shoe he was soo drunk...
he shat all over the place...... was even smeared on his forhead |
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| Dancing*Queen |
ahahahaha
OMG! As if your brother did that...hahah |
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| dance2dabeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by karim
LOL. It's his birthday, you can't blame the guy.
One time I got SO drunk at the bar. I remember being there and then BLANK. No recollection of any of the events from that point on.....
When my memory comes to, I'm standing in somebody's living room, it's quiet, it's dark, I have no idea who lives there, and I'm taking a leak in the corner of the room. I see my jacket on the couch so I just take it and walk out the front door and ran......it musta been around 4:30-5 a.m.
I still don't know whose house that is......
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Karim |
:haha:
Nice one Karim!!!! |
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| zoogla |
The only time I ever got drunk was when I was FORCED to drink at the initiation for rookies after making the varsity basketball team in high school.
We were blindfolded and told to take three point shots and every time we missed (there were 5 of us) we had to take shots of this nasty medicine-tasting hard liquor. I can still taste it now BLEKHH!!!!!!!
Anyway, after about 10 double shots of that stuff, I had a beer at the captain's house (it turned into a house party-kegger-whatever you call those) and I was sitting in front of the TV with a bunch of other peeps from school, on the carpet in front of a couch.
I can't remember exactly when it happened but I just puked all over myself, right on my new team jacket and obviously on the carpet. I was escorted by my teammates down into the basement washroom where there was a large walk-in shower and my head was just left by the drain so that I could continue puking conveniently in that location.
Can't remember how I got back to the residence, but the next morning was the worst feeling I ever had in my life (worse than being kicked in the balls as a soccer goalie)...so thank GOD I don't drink!!! |
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| SPANIARD |
......2001/2002
.....Champions league, Real Madrid has just won their 9th title
.....bottle of J&B is looking alot emptier since I bought it
.....$hit that cop car looks like a toilet,yo
:stongue: :p |
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| milos |
ahahah, holy this thread is a good laugh!
something similar happened to my friend. he puked a little on the side of his bed, so still thinking clearly he decides he is going to change the sheets. he takes off the dirty ones and throws them in the dirty laundry. good man! then to put on a fresh pair of sheets, no.. he grabs a clean T-SHIRT and tries to cover his whole bed with it.. bahahahah, that was non-stop laughter. later he tried to take a piss in the sink, at least he found the bathroom unlike the rest of you poor souls!! ahahah
but that one has to be the best, in your PARENTS BEDROOM LOL. i don't think it can be surpassed, or can someone prove me wrong? |
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