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The Ashes Begin (pg. 34)
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
Time for our secret masterplan to combat shane warne to come into effect tonight.
Stage One - Get Andrew Symonds to take him out for a few beers
Stage Two - Get a fit blonde with big to catch his attention
Stage Three - The woman asks warney if he wants to eat her in a bathtub full of baked beans (which are laced with enough sleeping pills to put him out for say, a week)
Stage Four - Bring out her twin sister, who also wants Warney to eat beans off her body
Mission complete :D |
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Hang on, you're in England.
Where are you going to find a fit blonde???:conf: |
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| S_madis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
Time for our secret masterplan to combat shane warne to come into effect tonight.
Stage One - Get Andrew Symonds to take him out for a few beers
Stage Two - Get a fit blonde with big to catch his attention
Stage Three - The woman asks warney if he wants to eat her in a bathtub full of baked beans (which are laced with enough sleeping pills to put him out for say, a week)
Stage Four - Bring out her twin sister, who also wants Warney to eat beans off her body
Mission complete :D |
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha |
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| Philby |
stage 5: distract him with dirty text sms?
none of that! C'MON WARNEY!!!!! on fire!!!
left the airport at 0/80, come home and its 3/115, how good is that hehe |
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance Nutter
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Hang on, you're in England.
Where are you going to find a fit blonde???:conf: |
arent they all mingers
hehehe love that word |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
arent they all mingers
hehehe love that word |
swamp donkey > minger
:D
Although I do use minger a lot too |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance Nutter
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Hang on, you're in England.
Where are you going to find a fit blonde???:conf: |
after a bender with andy symonds, surely even our finest women would do :p |
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| Ian^ |
Boycott AND Greig commentating together, the ego's in that box must be huge right now, i can't bear to listen to them both go on & on about .
What I worry about for Aus, just how fit is McGrath ? He just doesn't look right |
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| sthus |
hell yeah, about time england puts collingwood into the picture, that guy is such a hardworking player it doesn't mattter which form fo the game he plays he'll be brilliant, pity bout his average start ...
What are the tips looking like ?
Right now it looks pretty even with england at 317/7
cause jones is sitll in there and he can knock together a fair few runs if the tail sticks together ...
All in all i can't wait till aus has to play new zealand cause i got a feeling they're gonna be under loadsa pressure |
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| Philby |
| hayden might get to 20 runs by the end of day 3, exciting stuff |
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| Light The Fuse |
cmon!!!!
they gotta smash em around for the next 2 and a bit sessions - and then they gotsta rip in a big bowling effort
farkin left it all a bit l8 i think |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Light The Fuse
cmon!!!!
they gotta smash em around for the next 2 and a bit sessions - and then they gotsta rip in a big bowling effort
farkin left it all a bit l8 i think |
Yep, I reckon bat quickly for a lead of 150, declare or hit big with reckless abandon, and then try to bowl them out and chase a small total in the 4th if needed. Wouldn't want to bat past maybe 30 minutes before tea though. Even then they might not be giving themselves enough time. |
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| Ghostface |
| geez we need to go the tonk asap. |
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