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Help! How Do You Get Your Neighbors Evicted? (pg. 9)
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| DJ Cinos |
Go over there. Ring the doorbell. Grab her by the throat and explain that you will break her kids' bones one by one, cut them up with a knife and use that dead bodies to suffocate her. And then break her neck.
If she doesn't get the away, that is. She'll think you're insane, probably go. There's no proof either.
(alternatively, wear gloves and bash her throat with a baseball bat. leave the bat. go home, dispose of gloves and clothes you wore, and take a thorough bath. problem solved. before police arrive you'll be clean as a whistle.) |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
ok, i could deal with the visual of ted nugent's bald naked back. but TOES are another story. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |
quick mebot...now tell her about The Nuge's hairy bean bag... |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
quick mebot...now tell her about The Nuge's hairy bean bag... |
I bet the Nuge has a bald nude beanbag! |
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| Mebot |
The nuge's hairy bean bag is like a hobbit forrest full of toenail clippings and soggy wet face-towels.
it's like stepping in a shower and realizing theres pubes hairs all over the drain.
but like naked |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I bet the Nuge has a bald nude beanbag! |
complete with tomahawk belt sling...must be a site... |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
The nuge's hairy bean bag is like a hobbit forrest full of toenail clippings and soggy wet face-towels.
it's like stepping in a shower and realizing theres pubes hairs all over the drain.
but like naked |
how big is frodo? does he get lost in the shire? |
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| Mebot |
Don't with the Nuge. He'll slay your innards with a rusty pocket knife and then jump in a tree and cut it down and make a sofa out if it.
if you talk back to him, he'll just bitch slap you. |
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| Caela |
| hey say all u want about the nuge's sack. but there's just something about toes that i can't deal with. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
oh snap!
yall got like that massive coat factory! |
Oh im drunk, LMAO :stongue: :haha: :haha: :stongue: |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
hey say all u want about the nuge's sack. but there's just something about toes that i can't deal with. |
anyones toes?
or just teh nuge |
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| Caela |
wow
from the nuge's sack to the burlington coat factory
and something about little froto's in there too...
this thread has gone completely off-topic.
CONTINUE! it's so entertaining!:crazy: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
hey say all u want about the nuge's sack. but there's just something about toes that i can't deal with. |
the nuge is curling his toes around you...beconing you closer...massaging your thigh with his toe nuckles :wtf: |
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