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if you were to fight me (pg. 2)
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
I guess as a precaution id have to lube my ass up ;) |
That would be better for me too :p |
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| penē |
| i'd bite your toes... |
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| trance4life627 |
i wouldnt fight....
we could settle it over a game of chess |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
im 6'3", good luck reaching my mouth with your anus. |
Small! :p
Headbutt through the bridge of your nose. Game over.
But I'm a nice friendly guy. Why would I do such a thing? :) |
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| superglo |
i'll pull on your armpit hair..
and finger poke a hole in your belly button..
ermm.
yea. .thats right. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fundamental
Small! :p
Headbutt through the bridge of your nose. Game over.
But I'm a nice friendly guy. Why would I do such a thing? :) |
decent move, but you might find an open handed palm at the end of your head thrust instead of a nose :P
hehe, i love slowly going through hypothetical fights, we always havea countermove. :wtf: except for arm pit hair pulling, that just hurts.
Boomer - 15
CORe - 0 |
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| dinoXpress |
| Uppercut!!!! lol. i dont fight much.. |
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| chillsonic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
im 6'3", good luck reaching my mouth with your anus. |
this does not matter. crapping is clearly a projectile-based weapon. it's aim and shoot.
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
decent move, but you might find an open handed palm at the end of your head thrust instead of a nose :P
hehe, i love slowly going through hypothetical fights, we always havea countermove. :wtf: except for arm pit hair pulling, that just hurts.
Boomer - 15
CORe - 0 |
Smash a Molson over your head... |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Smash a Molson over your head... |
beer gives me strength. :wtf:
plus if you spill teh molsen you get teh pile driver. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
beer gives me strength. :wtf:
plus if you spill teh molsen you get teh pile driver. |
okay...
keystone ICE to the dome...
TAKE THAT! :wtf: |
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| allcentury18 |
we'd stand face to face and then i would side step the right, leaving behind me a 4ft tall man w/ an enormous elphantitus left arm that he uses to crush monkey brains with.
typically i hire people to do the fighting for me, so i can spend more time alone beating off to emoticons |
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