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| placebo |
why couldn't the pirate get into the movie
it was rated "arrrrr" |
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| Estella |
okay, here's one:
An engineer dies and is waiting in the long line to heaven. He arrives at the door and states his name. The angel replies sorry, your names not the the list, you'll have to go Below.
Three years pass and all is well in hell. The engineer has supplied running water, AC, etc and everyone is content. The Devil receives a call from God
God: "you remember that engineer i sent down 3 years ago. well theres been a huge mistake. he belongs up here with me.
Devil: "sorry, he's staying with me. he's supplied AC, water and has made these conditions much more enjoyable. you can't have him.
God: "i'll sue you."
Devil: "you don't have any lawyers"
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| kid nyce |
| what do you call cheese that's not yours? nachocheese |
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| Estella |
errmmmm this is a burrito & tostada conversation...
NACH YO'S!!!
hhmm uhhh *cranes neck side to side |
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| arcadia190 |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Todd
come on ricky, you're better than that |
who are you? |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by kid nyce
what do you call cheese that's not yours? nachocheese |
thats no gouda |
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| Mr. Pink |
This is, by far, the worst joke evAR :(
i cried a little. |
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| BigMike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azz3D
A guy walks in a bar with a set of jumper cables..bartender says "hey buddy don't be starting nothing in here...."
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam"
Two fish are in a tank one says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive." |
YOU GOT ALL OF THOSE FROM MAXIM MAGAZINE!:whip: |
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| Yan |
Seems the joke in here... is YOU RickyM. :mad: :whip:
j/k :p |
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| gwrmarines |
What do you call 4 mexicans drowning?
Quatro Cinco. |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Seems the joke in here... is YOU RickyM. :mad: :whip:
j/k :p |
:(
I know I know, it's very poor.
Here's a better one:
A granny was having a shower, when all of a sudden her grandson walks into the bathroom. She tries to cover herself up, but he's already seen it.
"What's that Granny?" he asks....
She answers "Oh, thats just my hedgehog"
"Oh right," he answers, "..then why were its guts hanging out?"
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by RickyM
:(
I know I know, it's very poor.
Here's a better one:
A granny was having a shower, when all of a sudden her grandson walks into the bathroom. She tries to cover herself up, but he's already seen it.
"What's that Granny?" he asks....
She answers "Oh, thats just my hedgehog"
"Oh right," he answers, "..then why were its guts hanging out?"
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