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| Omega_Blue |
Little Jimmy was sitting in his kindergarten class during "Career Day." everyone in the class is discussing what they wanna be when they grow up.
Little Karen stands up and says, "when I grow up, I wanna be a DOCTOR." she sits down.
Little David stands up and says, "when I grow up, I wanna be a LAWYER." He sits down.
Little Jimmy stands up and says, "when I grow up, I wanna be a S-"
WHOA WHOA HOLD ON A MINUTE JIMMY. you're not gonna grow up. you have AIDS |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
Little Jimmy was sitting in his kindergarten class during "Career Day." everyone in the class is discussing what they wanna be when they grow up.
Little Karen stands up and says, "when I grow up, I wanna be a DOCTOR." she sits down.
Little David stands up and says, "when I grow up, I wanna be a LAWYER." He sits down.
Little Jimmy stands up and says, "when I grow up, I wanna be a S-"
WHOA WHOA HOLD ON A MINUTE JIMMY. you're not gonna grow up. you have AIDS |
i reckon that sounds like a good old fashioned Walker Texas Ranger episode. |
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| gwrmarines |
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." |
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| Sunsnail |
eww :happy2:
somehow i thought that was worse than dead babies |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." |
:haha:
That's great. :) |
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| Azz3D |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." |
hah that's great:stongue: |
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| gwrmarines |
| This horse on a farm goes up to the cow and goes, "I have a bigger dick than u" then he beats him up. The horse then goes up to a sheep and goes "I have a bigger dick than u" and beats him up too. He then goes up to the female cat and says "I have a bigger dick than u" and the cat replies "I don’t have a dick" then she beats up the horse. The moral of the story is, no matter how big the dick, the can always take it. |
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| gwrmarines |
A husband and wife are having sex upstairs with the window open when a bumblebee flies in the window and into the wife’s vagina. The man and the woman freak out and decide to go to the emergency room. When they finally get to see a doctor, he says that his plan is to put honey on the tip of his penis, to start having sex with the woman, and then to attract the bee and pull out his penis along with the bee.
After a minute the husband and wife agree to the plan. The doctor starts having sex with the wife. At first the mood is still calm, but after a couple of minutes the doctor starts groping the wife’s breasts. She starts moaning and screaming along with the doctor. The husband yells, "Wait a minute! What the hell do you think you are doing doctor?" and the doctor replies, "change of plan buddy, I’m gonna drown this son of a bitch" |
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| Azz3D |
something for the english:
How do you call a male camel?
-Charles |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
A husband and wife are having sex upstairs with the window open when a bumblebee flies in the window and into the wife’s vagina. The man and the woman freak out and decide to go to the emergency room. When they finally get to see a doctor, he says that his plan is to put honey on the tip of his penis, to start having sex with the woman, and then to attract the bee and pull out his penis along with the bee.
After a minute the husband and wife agree to the plan. The doctor starts having sex with the wife. At first the mood is still calm, but after a couple of minutes the doctor starts groping the wife’s breasts. She starts moaning and screaming along with the doctor. The husband yells, "Wait a minute! What the hell do you think you are doing doctor?" and the doctor replies, "change of plan buddy, I’m gonna drown this son of a bitch" |
ahahahahahahaha :D
I like it |
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| Azz3D |
A few more:
What is african roulette?
-When there are 5 tribal females lined up to suck your dick, and one of them has AIDS...
How do you know a female is about to say something smart?
- When she starts with, "once I heard a man say..."
What is this: It barks during the day, it swims during the night?
- False teeth of your mother in law! |
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| gwrmarines |
lil john was given 20 dollars by his dad to go lose his virginity to a hooker,
on the way there he stopped by his grandma’s house for cookies,
Grandma asked: where ae you heading to lil john, he replied: dad gave me money to go lose my virginity to a hooker. Grandma said: oh, well, just give me the 20 dollars and I’ll you.
Lil john went home, dad asked: how did it go with the hooker
lil john replied: I never got to her, grandma ed me instead.
Dad said: YOU ED MY MOTHER?????!!!!!!!!
lil john replied: Well...... now you know how I feel |
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