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A joke (pg. 6)
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| RickyM |
Little John was in class, and there was a spelling test.
The teacher said:
"John, I wan't you to spell the word contagious, and tell me what it means"
"Sorry miss i don't know how to"
"Ok then john, for homework then, you have to come in tommorrow and tell me a sentence with the word contagious in it."
So John came in the next day, and the teacher asked him to say his sentence.
"Well I couldn't think of anything, but then I was going outside and my dad was painting the fence, and he was slow. I went back inside and my mum said "I can't believe he is still painting that fence, its taking the cunt ages!
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| arcadia190 |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
A husband and wife are having sex upstairs with the window open when a bumblebee flies in the window and into the wife’s vagina. The man and the woman freak out and decide to go to the emergency room. When they finally get to see a doctor, he says that his plan is to put honey on the tip of his penis, to start having sex with the woman, and then to attract the bee and pull out his penis along with the bee.
After a minute the husband and wife agree to the plan. The doctor starts having sex with the wife. At first the mood is still calm, but after a couple of minutes the doctor starts groping the wife’s breasts. She starts moaning and screaming along with the doctor. The husband yells, "Wait a minute! What the hell do you think you are doing doctor?" and the doctor replies, "change of plan buddy, I’m gonna drown this son of a bitch" |
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| chojin |
more plz? :gsmile:
why cant stevie wonder read?
...because hes black |
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| ZeJayMan |
Did you hear the results for the African Nations Football Tournament?
Kenya, Eight
Ethiopia Didnt |
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| dj_kane |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by sakabatou
3 blondes walk into a building, thought one of them would have seen it. |
hahahaha
so a blonde walks into the library and goes up to the info counter and says, "HI! I'd like a big mac and fries please:D "
and the librarian looks at her funny and says, "ma'am, this is a library"
so the blonde looks around and then whispers, "oh..sorry. i'd like a big mac and fries please" |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_kane
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Haha I like this one, get that up you Chelsea s! |
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| arcadia190 |
a little girl wants to sleep with her daddy cuz she is scared to sleep in her room.
little Girl: daddy can i sleep with you tonight. im scared!
The dad : ok baby , u can sleep with me.
little Girl: daddy?
The dad : yes?.
little Girl: what is that between your legs?
The dad : just a plushie baby just a plushie, now go to sleep.
in the morning, blood almost everywhere.
The dad : WHAT HAPPENED!!!!
Girl : oh.the plushie threw water at me, so i bit him.
:p :p :p |
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| RapidFire |
arcadia...youre supposed to post fictional jokes. not past experiences!
I lol'd |
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| ZeJayMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by arcadia190
a little girl wants to sleep with her daddy cuz she is scared to sleep in her room.
little Girl: daddy can i sleep with you tonight. im scared!
The dad : ok baby , u can sleep with me.
little Girl: daddy?
The dad : yes?.
little Girl: what is that between your legs?
The dad : just a plushie baby just a plushie, now go to sleep.
in the morning, blood almost everywhere.
The dad : WHAT HAPPENED!!!!
Girl : oh.the plushie threw water at me, so i bit him.
:p :p :p |
That is awful dude! |
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| arcadia190 |
| quote: | Originally posted by RapidFire
I lol'd |
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| cmay119 |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
more plz? :gsmile:
why cant stevie wonder read?
...because hes black |
Why do I keep laughing at these jokes? I almost spit my pop out reading this one. |
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