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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
How dare you give me that smilie when you posted that baby in a blender joke! :D |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by RickyM
How dare you give me that smilie when you posted that baby in a blender joke! :D |
oldie but goldies:
whats the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
you take your boots off when you jump up and down on a trampoline
whats funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby in a clow costume
why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
so you can see the look on its face when you switch the power on
whats worse than biting into an apple and finding its rotten?
....getting raped. |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Todd
none of ur business you nosy little basstard |
;):D |
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| dj_kane |
| noooo rick. that was terrible hahaha |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Todd
2 condoms standing outside a gay bar. one says to the other "wanna go in and get faced?" |
Elton John is looking at getting a Tattoo on his cock.
He says to the tattooist, "i want a car"
"what sort of car elton?"
"hmmm get me a 4x4, I've a lot of to get through"
:D
WHat do you call a homosexual irish man (nope not Barry ;))
Pat McGroin
:D
And i know you laughed barry |
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| dj_kane |
:haha:
i dont want to go into british jokes. too many people will get affended. :tongue2 |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_kane
:haha:
i dont want to go into british jokes. too many people will get affended. :tongue2 |
if we can handle dead baby jokes we can handle british jokes :p |
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| eye_03 |
maybe the guys wife was a cyclops and he was looking into the window of adultery?
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac??
-i dont have a cadillac in my garage!
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| chojin |
whats the worst thing about ing bald ?
putting the nappy back on afterwards:whip: |
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| arcadia190 |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Todd
none of ur business you nosy little basstard |
hmm. i see ur a bitch, and how do you know im nosy? ALT!!! |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by arcadia190
hmm. i see ur a bitch, and how do you know im nosy? ALT!!! |
lol
u nosey! |
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| Azz3D |
Who are the three biggest f.uckers in world history?
1 Tolstoy - was working three years on Karenina
2 Napoleon - Died on St. Helena
3 Lenin - Father of all communists |
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