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a condom thread (pg. 6)
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| XoxidE |
| i dont wear one...because i dont have noone to use it on :stongue: ...:( |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Having sex at certain times of a woman's ovulation. So say, right after your period ends would be the "safest" time to have unprotected sex. |
apparently sperm can live in the vagina anywhere from five to eight days after sex...ewwwwwwwwwwww |
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| Aquarian |
| six days at most, but usually doesn't. |
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| DJ RJT |
| My favorite brand of condom: |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
monogamous relationships ---> birth control
single life ---> Fake name |
Fixed! |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Fixed! |
haha gross. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
haha gross. |
Sure it is "Caela" ;) |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Sure it is "Caela" ;) |
hah...u don't know my real nameeeeeee |
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| eye_03 |
pill FTW!!!
or trojans.. because they dont break :nervous: |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
haha gross. |
How is it gross?
At it's worst, it's just mean... but the shear hilarity of a "fake name" getting you out of your parental (not to mention personal) responsibilities trumps whatever other emotions that may arrise from a situation like this. For example:
**Warning, the following story assumes Bas is single and not dating his wonderful girlfriend Bunny - Basically I just like to use Bas as an example because it's funnier.
- dj_bas tells this girl that his real name is Ricardo Montalban, and gives her a fake phone number that contains 28 digits.
- Girl sleeps with Bas, no condom, no birth control.
- Bas sneaks out after the jizzing.
- Girl gets pregnant.
- Girl tries to call "Ricardo," but to no avail, and soon realizes that he gave her a fake name and number.
- Everyone LOL's because it's funny.
See? HILARIOUS! :p |
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| Sunflower |
| lol that is pretty funny |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
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lol hilarious for everyone except the girl. and it's gross because (in my opinion) it's nasty to sleep with someone you don't know w/o a condom/protection. ewwwww there are a lot of things going around these days. u nasty! |
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