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a condom thread (pg. 8)
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
im lost. what slut? is there drama in here? what'd i miss.
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This slut:
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
How is it gross?
At it's worst, it's just mean... but the shear hilarity of a "fake name" getting you out of your parental (not to mention personal) responsibilities trumps whatever other emotions that may arrise from a situation like this. For example:
**Warning, the following story assumes Bas is single and not dating his wonderful girlfriend Bunny - Basically I just like to use Bas as an example because it's funnier.
- dj_bas tells this girl that his real name is Ricardo Montalban, and gives her a fake phone number that contains 28 digits.
- Girl sleeps with Bas, no condom, no birth control.
- Bas sneaks out after the jizzing.
- Girl gets pregnant.
- Girl tries to call "Ricardo," but to no avail, and soon realizes that he gave her a fake name and number.
- Everyone LOL's because it's funny.
See? HILARIOUS!
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by klingklang77
when i went to pre cana they told us the rhythm method is different, that is is just planning around the cycle, but no temperature taking. they told us that it is called the 'natural family planning' method.
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Yeah, they gave us that in pre-cana as well.... about half way through Mrs. Hazard started digging around in her purse... "what are you looking for?" I ask.... "dude, just reminded me, I gotta take my pill."
You're right.... the old "rhythem method" was just the calander part. Now they've given it a new name with the temperature but really it's just a new spin on the old method. The Church doesn't like to admit that it's the rhythem method though because our generation has been taught how unreliable the rhythem method is ever since we were in grade 7. Hey, how many kids did your "natural family planning" lecturers have... ours have 8. |
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| UWM |
You're full of . You don't make up names, you just get rug burn on your face to avoid conversation.
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
No kidding.
That slut got what she deserved. |
Damn right.... sleep with an Egyptian get a bastard! That's just how it works. |
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| Slylee |
oh.. yea haha
she'd be on her own, but he'd also still be just as much of a schmuck.
both are losers! |
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| Slylee |
im really intrigued by dirty, one night stands.
if i'm ever single again, i'm gonna go to a club and make up a name and have no strings attached (safe, of course) sex with a guy. lol |
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| klingklang77 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Yeah, they gave us that in pre-cana as well.... about half way through Mrs. Hazard started digging around in her purse... "what are you looking for?" I ask.... "dude, just reminded me, I gotta take my pill."
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that's pretty funny! |
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| Aquadyne |
| quote: | | monogamous, unprotected sex with your hunny > random encounters where you have to use a condom |
It's "honey", not "hunny". Allow me to elucidate the difference to you.
"Honey" is a sweet substance which has the qualities comparable to the one you love: e.g., sweet.
"Hunny" is not a word so the closest comparative derivative would be "hun" which is a name for a group of West Asian war-like tribes that migrated from the Caucasus and Black Sea region in 5-6 A.D and invaded Europe in an orgy of violence, bloodshed and savagery. Qualities that you normally do not associate with someone you love. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
im really intrigued by dirty, one night stands.
if Hazard ever comes to Miami, i'm gonna have no strings attached (safe, of course) sex with a him. lol |
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| klingklang77 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
oh and i saw jenny's post about sex after your period. i think that's true because during my period i let him cum in me (yes, we have and love "period sex") and i let him still do it like a couple days after, and i haven't been knocked up yet! :toothless |
i dont want to scare you, but my sister had her third child that way. she didnt go into detail with me, like you have, but she was like, 'it was a time when it was virtually impossible for me to get pregnant'. and she is very 'regular', too. 2 years later i have yet another nephew. |
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| Rainborn |
| Okeido is a sweet condom. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquadyne
"Hunny" is not a word so the closest comparative derivative would be "hun" which is a name for a group of West Asian war-like tribes that migrated from the Caucasus and Black Sea region in 5-6 A.D and invaded Europe in an orgy of violence, bloodshed and savagery. Qualities that you normally do not associate with someone you love. |
You don't know Jamie... ;) |
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