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a condom thread (pg. 9)
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| Aquarian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquadyne
I guess no one except me uses Trojan Magnums??
As for fake names, I've used fake names not to sleep with a girl, but to make sure that the conversation never got anywhere the bedroom to begin with.
some of the notable names I have used before:
Sebastian Shaw
Richard Argentina
Antonio Doral
Ron Mexico (thanks Michael Vick)
Thaddeus Chaddington III
Ivan Petrov
Emilio Peroni
One time someone came up to me and asked if I was Sebastian Shaw, that's when I decided to finally retire that name. |
I use Alex Murphy. Then I have to restrain myself from bursting out laughing. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquadyne
It's "honey", not "hunny". Allow me to elucidate the difference to you.
"Honey" is a sweet substance which has the qualities comparable to the one you love: e.g., sweet.
"Hunny" is not a word so the closest comparative derivative would be "hun" which is a name for a group of West Asian war-like tribes that migrated from the Caucasus and Black Sea region in 5-6 A.D and invaded Europe in an orgy of violence, bloodshed and savagery. Qualities that you normally do not associate with someone you love. |
The thread is about condoms not douche bags.... ya in' douche bag! |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
The thread is about condoms not douche bags.... ya in' douche bag! |
Now, now Craig - Aquadyne aka Yuris is a very good friend of ours; Let's play nice here :p
Edit: Not to mention one of only 2 members of the REAL United Nations... ;) |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Now, now Craig - Aquadyne aka Yuris is a very good friend of ours; Let's play nice here :p
Edit: Not to mention one of only 2 members of the REAL United Nations... ;) |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
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Beat me to it lol |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Now, now Craig - Aquadyne aka Yuris is a very good friend of ours; Let's play nice here :p
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I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to call someone a douche in a thread about condoms. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
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I am confused as to your sadness regarding my previous post... I assure you that I meant not to upset you.
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to call someone a douche in a thread about condoms.
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No worries ;)
Yuris is just a relative newcomer to c0r - And as a friend of mine, I'd like to do my best to spare him at least a small amount of the initial requisite c0r hazing. :thepirate |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
I am confused as to your sadness regarding my previous post... I assure you that I meant not to upset you. |
I wanna be part of the United Nations...unless that gig is gonna be United Nations ft. Bas :p |
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| PaperBag831 |
| what's a condom |
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| UWM |
| Bas, you Rob and I are forming our own dance music supergroup. And we're wearing PONCHOS! |
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| Aquadyne |
| quote: | No worries
Yuris is just a relative newcomer to c0r - And as a friend of mine, I'd like to do my best to spare him at least a small amount of the initial requisite c0r hazing. |
Oh no, I actually welcome the hazing very much. I enjoy smiting down the peons with my smug mock superiority. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Bas, you Rob and I are forming our own dance music supergroup. And we're wearing PONCHOS! |
if you guys need someone to break out lines for you while you spin then I'm available |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
if you guys need someone to break out lines for you while you spin then I'm available |
Yes! I like the way this man thinks. |
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