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a condom thread (pg. 7)
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
hah...u don't know my real nameeeeeee |
And now i'm pregenant with your baby :(
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunflower
lol that is pretty funny |
See? |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
lol hilarious for everyone except the girl. |
Naw, I'd have to imagine that the girl's reaction would probably be to look in the mirror, point at herself and go:
"LOL! POWNED!"
:)
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
and it's gross because (in my opinion) it's nasty to sleep with someone you don't know w/o a condom/protection. ewwwww there are a lot of things going around these days. u nasty! |
And STD is the modern version of a wedding ring! It's a gift you give that lasts forever, kind of like true love!
:gsmile: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Yeah that's totally funny. LOL. |
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| Slylee |
condoms suck.
monogamous, unprotected sex with your hunny > random encounters where you have to use a condom |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
lol hilarious for everyone except the girl. |
her... she's a whore! |
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| klingklang77 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
recording fertal and infertal periods on a calander.... you figure out the whole fertility thing by temperature. It's the only birthcontrol method endorsed by the Roman Catholic church! |
when i went to pre cana they told us the rhythm method is different, that is is just planning around the cycle, but no temperature taking. they told us that it is called the 'natural family planning' method.
they talked about it for an hour, i tuned out for a bit, so i could be wrong.
jennypie, i am starting to think that i am infertile, too. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Naw, I'd have to imagine that the girl's reaction would probably be to look in the mirror, point at herself and go:
"LOL! POWNED!"
:)
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HA! now THAT'S funny!
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And STD is the modern version of a wedding ring! It's a gift you give that lasts forever, kind of like true love!
:gsmile: |
this thread reminds me of this:
http://gandalf.corruptedtruth.com/butters.wav |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
her... she's a whore! |
No kidding.
That slut got what she deserved. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
My favorite brand of condom: |
nothing? :conf: |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
nothing? :conf: |
Exactly! :) |
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| Slylee |
im lost. what slut? is there drama in here? what'd i miss.
oh and i saw jenny's post about sex after your period. i think that's true because during my period i let him cum in me (yes, we have and love "period sex") and i let him still do it like a couple days after, and i haven't been knocked up yet! :toothless |
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| Aquadyne |
I guess no one except me uses Trojan Magnums??
As for fake names, I've used fake names not to sleep with a girl, but to make sure that the conversation never got anywhere the bedroom to begin with.
some of the notable names I have used before:
Sebastian Shaw
Richard Argentina
Antonio Doral
Ron Mexico (thanks Michael Vick)
Thaddeus Chaddington III
Ivan Petrov
Emilio Peroni
One time someone came up to me and asked if I was Sebastian Shaw, that's when I decided to finally retire that name. |
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