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FLTA Chill Out Thread (pg. 101)
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| arturob |
| quote: | Originally posted by PatMcGroin
eh, to me, it will never compare ;) |
i know the feel - :D and how is the beache? |
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| PatMcGroin |
| quote: | Originally posted by arturob
i know the feel - :D and how is the beache? |
15 minutes to respond. thats how lost i am. :p
beach is good. aint there now though. :D |
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| XxGrOoVeERICxX |
DSL is out...dial up sucks! :whip:
Oh well, time to party! :disbelief
Be safe everyone! Don't get too messed up..... |
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| MeLLyMeL |
o man.. just got back from hanging with the co-workers
probably the last bit of fun i'll have in a while!
:D:D |
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| Zewad |
| im eating pringles.... and bored out of my mind... dont feel like walking over to eat dinner... mainly b/c i had lunch semi late today... |
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| Zewad |
Prayers for The Sexes
Female Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
Amen.
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Male Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a
Amen. |
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| sueysky |
| hey Zewad,what is your nationality? :happy2: I'm kinda confused of who you are... |
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| Zewad |
| quote: | Originally posted by sueysky
hey Zewad,what is your nationality? :happy2: I'm kinda confused of who you are... |
i guess you dont remember when you met me....
born and raised in Nepal.... moved to the US when i was 18.. got US citizenship and joined the army... oh.. the maldives thing.. my parents are both natives from there... so im kinda like all three.. nepal, maldives and US... |
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| MeLLyMeL |
:D |
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| Zewad |
i have to piss so bad i can almost taste it... like my tonsils are all acting funny b/c i have to piss so bad...
but you see the seinfield episode where krammer and the SAAB dealer guy try to see how far they can go without filling up..
im kinda like that but in a see how long i can hold this piss...
man.. the things i do to entertain myself... |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by PatMcGroin
and you mr. bold red dark angel are going to sander! so no "hahahah" from you! :eek:
edit: OR MARIO WILL KILL YOU! :D |
Nope. And let Mario try. :P
| quote: | Originally posted by sueysky
hey Zewad,what is your nationality? :happy2: I'm kinda confused of who you are... |
TLC - Baby, baby, babyyyyyyy...
| quote: | Originally posted by Zewad
i guess you dont remember when you met me....
born and raised in Nepal.... moved to the US when i was 18.. got US citizenship and joined the army... oh.. the maldives thing.. my parents are both natives from there... so im kinda like all three.. nepal, maldives and US... |
:haha: |
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