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(I'm getting a Tortoise) (pg. 8)
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
....anything? Anyone? |
Turtle.
Or speedwagon. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by glass
Isn't eurasia from a ps2 game? |
It's also a reference to 1984 and a denomination of anything both European and Asiatic :) |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by glass
Isn't eurasia from a ps2 game? |
All I know is it's what those bastards at grammar school tried to tell me Europe and Asia were... Those bastards tried to take away seperate European and Asian identities, and I was not ready for such a culture clash at such an impressionable young age!
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Digital Penetrator |
That's my kind of brainstorming right there!
| quote: | Originally posted by DasBrotBesser
Eh just name him Cleatus and be done with it. |
My tortoise (which I don't even have yet) is better than anyone who was ever named Cleatus. |
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| DJ RJT |
Added to the list of possible names:
Dave Dresden. |
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| DJ RJT |
Negative Thread Deleter
I could call him Neggy or perhaps even the Negger.... :eek: :wtf:
Was that in poor taste?
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| Trance Sucks. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Was that in poor taste?
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Yes. |
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| Masonious |
Morla, Morla was the turtle in The Neverending Story:
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Atreyu:
The Shell Mountain.
VIEW: of Bastian as he looks up from the book.
Bastian:
Morla the ancient one.
WIDE VIEW:
Atreyu climbs up the muddy mountain and calls for Morla several times. The mountain starts moving and he grabs a tree branch. The branch breaks and he slides down the mountain, hurting his shoulder. He lands in the swamp ground below and turns and crawls away to a tree nearby that faces the mountain. He climbs it and sees a giant turtle head coming out of the mountain. Bastian screams and Atreyu and Morla look around.
Bastian sits up SURPRISED.
Bastian:
But that's impossible, they couldn't have heard me.
Atreyu:
Are you Morla, the ancient one?
Morla:
Not that it matters but yes.
Atreyu:
Please help me Morla. Do you recognize this?
Morla:
Well, we haven't seen the Auryn in a long time.
Atreyu:
We ? (he looks around) Is there someone else here too?
Morla:
We haven't spoken to anyone else for thousands of years,
so we started talking to ourselves.
(she sneezes and blows Atreyu out of the tree.)
Atreyu:
Morla, I bring terrible news. Did you know that
the Empress is very ill?
Morla:
Not that it matters, but yes. Actually we don't care.
Atreyu:
If I don't save her, she'll die! There's a terrible nothing
sweeping over the land. Don't you care about that? !
Morla:
We don't even care whether on not we care.
Atreyu:
Do you have a cold?
Morla:
No, we're allergic to youth.
Atreyu:
You know how I can help the Empress don't you?
Morla:
Not that it matters, but yes.
Atreyu:
If you don't tell me and the nothing keeps coming,
you'll die to! Both of you!
Morla:
Die ? That at least would be something.
She starts to sneeze again, but doesn't so Atreyu relaxes his grip
on the tree. Unknowing that she can sneeze at any moment.
Atreyu:
Please tell me. You said you knew the answer.
She sneezes and blows him out of the tree. She becomes agitated.
Morla:
We're tired of sneezing, go away. Nothing matters.
Atreyu:
(He climbs back up the tree)
That's not true.
If it didn't really matter to you then you'd tell me.
Morla:
Hah hah, clever boy.
Atreyu:
Tell me please !
Morla:
We don't know, but you can ask the Southern Oracle.
Atreyu:
How can I get there?
Morla:
You can't . It's ten thousand miles away.
Atreyu:
But that's so far.
Morla:
That's right. Forget it. Good night.
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most badass turtle evar lolololol |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Yes. |
Well then I suck.
I'll deal with it. |
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