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I'm a pro loser. (pg. 2)
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
after you asked her for the calculator and she said no
you should have said "useless"
and smiled.. that would have been cool :) |
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| DOOMBOT |
| The internet is so ing funny. :stongue: |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| haha next time just elbow her in the face :D |
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by DOOMBOT
The internet is so ing funny. :stongue: |
It's only one of the many pathetic aspects of my life. |
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| EvilTree |
Some guys just don't have a clue.
Hence why sometimes girls need to take the initiative and ask the guy out. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
Some guys just don't have a clue.
Hence why sometimes girls take the initiative and ask the guy out. |
i dont think this ever happens |
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| Vlad |
*As she comes over to sit down near you*
"Hey excuse me, but youre awefully cute and its really messing up my concentration."
*She gives you the :wtf: face*
"No seriously, youre incredibly cute... *give her a little smile*"
As igk would say, its like taking a babies virginity. |
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| Frenchie |
...i was going to write something smart ass but I forgot.
All you have to do is ask her...none of this " Omg im an idiot bla bla bla..moron bla bla bla aia don't know how " Just do it, you might be surprised. And no stupid talk, just get to the point.
(btw,,making IGK references ruins a thread) |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
no stupid talk, just get to the point. |
so when are we getting it on? |
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| reketor |
| Hey...um...well...I was kinda wondering if...you might be open to the idea of....well....a little sex inside the anus...AH...I meant sex inside the vagina...NO WAIT...I really meant dinner and sex inside the anus...COME BACK....DON'T CALL THE COPS!.... |
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| echosystm |
carry a leaf in your pocket everywhere you go, and take it out and hand it to a girl and say
"I didn't have time to find a flower... i'm turbonium from the internet." then shake her hand like d. sanchez from bangbus "has anyone told you you have a really great energy?"
so smooth she cant believe youre not butter ;D
then you play her fur elise and she'll be all like "BEND ME OVER YOUR PIANO AND RAVISH ME YOU SEXY PIECE OF BEETHOVEN MEAT" |
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| kiev_42 |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
Some guys just don't have a clue.
Hence why sometimes girls need to take the initiative and ask the guy out. |
this only applies to ugly girls |
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