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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Deeedeee
hahaa
no... just step away from the calculator.
just say it aloud. cal - cu - late -OR
does that chime the ring of a date, anal sex or making whoopi?
No.
please, quit saying calculator. |
According to my calculations, which I calculated using my calculator, you are correct.
Clearly, I am clueless. |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by reketor
No, bring the calculator. When you see her, punch some random keys on it and say "According to this calculator, me plus you equals loooooove. And the square root of looooove...is sex in the anuuuuuussss." |
LOL. This is so lame that it is funny |
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| reketor |
"Say baby, how bout you, me, and this calculator go out for some steak dinner? You don't mind her tagging along, do you TI-92?"
*silence*
"Well, he's a bit shy right now, he doesn't really open up until you learn how to use his curve fitting function. So what do you say? You. Me. My calculator. Steak. Fat people. And maybe more later on? TI-92 said we could use his apartment." |
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| Deeedeee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
According to my calculations, which I calculated using my calculator, you are correct.
Clearly, I am clueless. |
No, you're not. You know what you like. Who says YOU have to be the one to be nervous or YOU have the be the one to be uncool or YOU have to fit into someone else's ideal of suaveeeee. it. You make that cute bitch feel a fool for not carrying a calculator, and slag her for not knowing the difference between a TI-63 and a TI-82. |
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| Deeedeee |
| quote: | Originally posted by reketor
"Say baby, how bout you, me, and this calculator go out for some steak dinner? You don't mind her tagging along, do you TI-92?"
*silence*
"Well, he's a bit shy right now, he doesn't really open up until you learn how to use his curve fitting function. So what do you say? You. Me. My calculator. Steak. Fat people. And maybe more later on? TI-92 said we could use his apartment." |
:stongue: :stongue:
shoot, my eyes are watering |
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| Deeedeee |
| Shut up, fag. Who are you to say my Maybelline waterproof isn't blotchy? |
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| reketor |
| I thought you were born with it. Now I find out that maybe it was Maybelline all along. CURSES! SON OF A CALCULATOR! |
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| Deeedeee |
Yah, baby. You know me... always poppin' the glocks on my TI-542x. *wink
*hair flip
*sultry pivot
*struts away |
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| Deeedeee |
| Ew disgusting. I can't believe you let me InTARflirt with that scum :wtf: |
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| Boomer187 |
| dont send teh calculator! |
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