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I'm a pro loser. (pg. 5)
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
should of just wrote down ur number on a piece of paper with a little note saying call me.
slip her that on leaving and see what happens, worst is that she wont call u but u didnt make a tit of urself :toothless |
restraining order... |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
restraining order... |
i want to ban u from quoting me. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by echosystm
i'm turbonium from the internet. |
lmao
what I would have done, is after I found out she has no calculator say you usually use your phone calculator and then ask for hers, then put your number in there and bam she will call j00. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally sung by 2Ge+her
I'm losing my hair
And my vision is shady
Last night I drempt of an over weight lady
But I need a young thang
To keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms
And take me straight to second base
I know my calculus (aaaah)
It says you plus me equals us (yeah)
(oh sing it Chad for me)
I know my calculus (aaaah)
It says you plus me equals us (oh yeah)
Caculus
Yeah
haha
come on
We're 2gether (we're 2gether)
Your algebra, triganomatry
Can never equal up to what you do to me (do to me)
So lets integrate don't differenciate
If you were in my class there ain't no way I could pass (way to pass)
I hate english, gym, and not to mention I can't even afford to pay my attention (pay my attention)
No philosophy could ever come between us but we'll always have our calculus
I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us (what'cha got for me)
Said I know my calculus (come on)
It says you plus me equals us (what'cha got for me) (2gether 4ever come on)
Calculus (ugh)
Calculus
(let's say)
(Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go...)
Ooo baby
Oh lord
yeah uh oh
You plus me equals us oh
(uh come on)
Well i've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines I know a thing or two
And I kicked ass on the test about me and you
I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
Calculus
((fart sound))
You-plus sign-me-equal sign-us
You-plus sign-me-equal sign-us
(oooo.....)
Girl no subject comes close to you
2gether sing it
I know my calculuuhuhuhus
I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
Said I know my calculus
It says you plus me equals us
Calculus
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Sing her that song. You'll be golden. |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
lmao
what I would have done, is after I found out she has no calculator say you usually use your phone calculator and then ask for hers, then put your number in there and bam she will call j00. |
that's kinda creepy...she'll be like who is this random number?
you should have just sparked up a convo with her...i think more times than not, if a guy is genuine and has enough balls to talk to a chick and ask for her #/ask her out, the girl will say yes. |
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| reketor |
| You like balls don't you. |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by reketor
You like balls don't you. |
yes i prefer my men with balls. |
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| Slylee |
hahaha
awww.
you should have just been like, "do you have a calculator i can borrow?" and then when she said, "no, sorry", you should have been like, "that's ok, i just wanted to come over and talk to you, so what's your name?" |
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| Caela |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
you should have just been like, "do you have a calculator i can borrow?" and then when she said, "no, sorry", you should have been like, "that's ok, i just wanted to come over and talk to you, so what's your name?" |
+1...sometimes it's just sweeter to be honest then to have some corny pick up line. |
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| Deeedeee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
Ok man, this.
If I see her again, I'm gonna ask her out. I'm gonna bring up the calculator too.
I did the calculations by hand, but they kept turning out to be <3. |
Oh? and what are you going to say about the calculator? :wtf:
just drop.. everything..... about the calculator |
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| reketor |
| No, bring the calculator. When you see her, punch some random keys on it and say "According to this calculator, me plus you equals loooooove. And the square root of looooove...is sex in the anuuuuuussss." |
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| Deeedeee |
hahaa
no... just step away from the calculator.
just say it aloud. cal - cu - late -OR
does that chime the ring of a date, anal sex or making whoopi?
No.
please, quit saying calculator. |
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