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Sick Jokes Thread (pg. 2)
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| gehzumteufel |
q: why do all black people have nightmares?
a: the last one that had a dream got shot! |
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| washout |
| i love black people jokes. |
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| Omega_M |
| now aren't you a southern white boy...:o |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey and would like to know: What do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller for the DVD".
She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine," and she notes down his answer.
She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why.
"I'm bathing the kids"
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey and would like to know: What do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller for the DVD".
She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine," and she notes down his answer.
She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why.
"I'm bathing the kids"
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:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
I dont know if i should laugh or cower in the corner lol |
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| washout |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
I dont know if i should laugh or cower in the corner lol |
i laughed. |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a Canoe?
A: A canoe tips
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| DJ_Eternal |
Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?
A: He doesn't know he's black. |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?
A: Ray Charles died |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name :o |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a Canoe?
A: A canoe tips
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These aren't sick, they're just . |
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| ballmouse |
Not a "sick joke", just racist. So don't read if you tink you'll be hurt.
What did they say to the black jew?
Get in the back of the oven. |
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| Sushipunk |
Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. |
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