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| emc^2 |
Q: How did NASA find out that crew of shuttle Columbia had a dandruff problem?
A: They found their head and shoulders.
A woman is taking a shower and her little girl is in the stall with her. Girl points to her mom's crotch and asks
- Mom, what's that?
- Oh, it's my pubic hair
- Mom, will I have that too?
- Yeah, in about 8 years, when you grow up a bit
Few days later girl is in the shower stall with her dad. She asks him:
- Daddy, what is that between your legs?
- Oh, that's my penis.
- Will I have it?
- Yeah, in about 30 minutes when your mommy leaves for work.
Q: what's the difference between a poodle and Mike Tyson?
A: When Mike Tyson is humping your leg, you let him finish.
Q: What's in common between Michael Jackson and K-Mart?
A: Both have little boys' jeans half-off
Q: What's in common between Michael Jackson and tuna fish?
A: They both come in little cans |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
What's the anthem of US Republican party kids?
'O Canada
What's got 8 balls and screws grunge rockstars?
12G buckshot. |
q: what has 381 eyes, 403 ears and 12 teeth?
A: front row at Willie Nelson concert
q: What's it called when Kate Moss gets a yeast infection?
a: Quarter-pounder with cheese
q: why women's feet are smaller than men's?
a: so that they can stand closer to the oven.
q: What does a battered woman do after coming home from a hospital?
a: She'll do the dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
a: punch his siter in a jaw.
q: why do women fake orgasm?
a: because they think we care. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
What's the anthem of US Republican party kids?
'O Canada
What's got 8 balls and screws grunge rockstars?
12G buckshot. |
8balls? where? |
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| wizniz |
why did the woman cross the road?
...who cares. whyd she leave the kitchen?
why cant women drive?
theres not a road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a corvette in my garage.
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| bas |
What's the best part about raping a 4 year old?
Wiping the blood off the clown suit.
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| Enigmatic XTC |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
What's the best part about raping a 4 year old?
Wiping the blood off the clown suit.
:gsmile: |
Winnar! |
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| DJ_Eternal |
Why are so many sharks in the Indian Ocean stricken with diarrhea?
They've been eating Thai food all week.
/sick joke |
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| aquila |
Why did men invent the shopping trolley?
To teach women to stand on their hind legs
Why do women wear white at weddings?
Kitchen appliances are always white.
Why can't blondes water-ski?
When they get their crotch wet they have to lie down |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Three pregnant women were sat in a doctors office waiting for their check-ups and all doing some knitting for their soon-to-arrive babies.
The first woman stops knitting and takes a bottle of tablets from her purse, swallows one, and carries on knitting.
"What was that?", another woman asks
"Vitamin tablet", she replies, "good for me, good for the baby"
"Fair enough".
The second woman stops knitting and also takes a tablet.
"What was that?"
"Calcium tablet. Good for me, good for the baby."
"Fair enough"
The third woman then also stops and takes a tablet.
"What was that?"
"Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves." |
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| Ian |
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night??
A: Hanson. |
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| smakmagik |
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
THIS THREAD IS MINT |
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| exstasie |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
What's the best part about raping a 4 year old?
Wiping the blood off the clown suit.
:gsmile: |
That's kinda like
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A Dead baby in a clown suit.
Q: What did Helen Keller Name her dog?
A: arghasdghasrhsdgkl;g |
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