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| leph555 |
| :haha: at some and :wtf: at the rest |
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| Azz3D |
couple of white guys come across a dead black body riddled with bullets, and one of them goes "this has to be the worst suicide case in history"
/no pun intended, if i offended i apologize :disbelief |
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| Azz3D |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: cause he's black. |
fixed again
im going to hell |
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| ASFSE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azz3D
fixed again
im going to hell |
ROFL |
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| SuspicionVandit |
there's a pit full of dead babies
what's worse than that?
there is a baby at the bottom that is still alive.
whats worse than that?
it has to eat it's way out.
what's worse than that?
it comes back for seconds |
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| Lilith |
Three pregnant women were sat in a doctors office waiting for their check-ups and all doing some knitting for their soon-to-arrive babies.
The first woman stops knitting and takes a bottle of tablets from her purse, swallows one, and carries on knitting.
"What was that?", another woman asks
"Vitamin tablet", she replies, "good for me, good for the baby"
"Fair enough".
The second woman stops knitting and also takes a tablet.
"What was that?"
"Calcium tablet. Good for me, good for the baby."
"Fair enough"
The third woman then also stops and takes a tablet.
"What was that?"
"Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves." |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
there's a pit full of dead babies
what's worse than that?
there is a baby at the bottom that is still alive.
whats worse than that?
it has to eat it's way out.
what's worse than that?
it comes back for seconds |
LOL |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Three pregnant women were sat in a doctors office waiting for their check-ups and all doing some knitting for their soon-to-arrive babies.
The first woman stops knitting and takes a bottle of tablets from her purse, swallows one, and carries on knitting.
"What was that?", another woman asks
"Vitamin tablet", she replies, "good for me, good for the baby"
"Fair enough".
The second woman stops knitting and also takes a tablet.
"What was that?"
"Calcium tablet. Good for me, good for the baby."
"Fair enough"
The third woman then also stops and takes a tablet.
"What was that?"
"Thalidomide. I can't knit sleeves." |
:wtf: :stongue: Oh man, I shouldn't have laughed at that. |
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| Ripped Bag |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
How long does it take to microwave a baby?
I dunno, I was too busy masturbating. |
OMFG SO MINT! |
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| gehzumteufel |
how long does it take a black woman to take a ?
9months
what do you call a black woman that has an abortion?
a crime fighter!
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Cut the rope. |
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| Slylee |
WTF
u are all going to hell:mad:
ahahahahah |
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| Lilith |
What's the anthem of US Republican party kids?
'O Canada
What's got 8 balls and screws grunge rockstars?
12G buckshot. |
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