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Sick Jokes Thread (pg. 6)
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| ChemEnhanced |
Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen
How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her went.
What's got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog! |
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| Boomer187 |
| is it a bad thing that I am not offended or bothered by any of these jokes? |
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| washout |
| some of these jokes are ed up haha. |
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| tyos |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
is it a bad thing that I am not offended or bothered by any of these jokes? |
In my opinion it's normal. |
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| distant |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
is it a bad thing that I am not offended or bothered by any of these jokes? |
If you ever have kids that'll probably change. I'm LMAO'ing at the dead baby jokes right now, but I probably wouldn't find them amusing if I had a toddler of my own. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
Whats Black, Green, Purple, and Blue and hangs in my backyard?
He's my negro and I will paint him what ever colours I want. |
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| Oreoh142 |
why is there always cotton at the top of pills.
Do remind black people they were picking cotton before selling drugs. |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Simon
There once was a young girl called Maddie,
she had such an irresponsible daddy,
snatched from her bed,
she is probably dead,
raped by a Portuguese baddy. |
I wonder which sick made that one up.... |
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| emc^2 |
Fucckkkk, this thread is turning from sick to racist.
Ok, here's my contribution:
q: What does a 90 year old taste like?
a: Depends
q: What's the worst part about eating a bald ?
a: putting the diaper back on
A redneck and his girlfriend are driving in a pouring rain when they notice a skunk, near drowning on the side of the road. Woman tells her boyfriend to pull over, so she can resque the darn thing. She brings it into cab.
"hon, now where do I put him?"
"dunno, stick him on the floor, between your legs"
"but dear, what about the smell?"
"well, keep them legs shut then!" |
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| eye_03 |
a man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for come condoms for his 13 year old daughter. the pharmacist says "isnt that a little young to be sexually active?"
and the man responds
"shes not active, she just lies there like her mother"
man this one is a classic!! |
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| leebates1986 |
my contrib
whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?
a baby nailed to 10 trees
what begins with n, ends in r and you wouldnt like to call a black person?
Neighbour
50years ago twenty blokes chasing a ****** was called the Klu Klux Klan, today its called Formula 1 |
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| dj tek |
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