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Sick Jokes Thread (pg. 5)
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| Beat Blog |
Two pedophiles are walking down the street, and they see an eight year old walking past.
One says "! She would have been a looker in her prime!"
What did one pedophile say to the other?
"I'll trade you two fives for a ten."
What's the best bit about ing a one year old?
Hearing the pelvis snap.
Here ends my involvement in this thread. I feel dirty.
Can you buy holy water online? |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by aquila
Why did men invent the shopping trolley?
To teach women to stand on their hind legs
Why do women wear white at weddings?
Kitchen appliances are always white.
Why can't blondes water-ski?
When they get their crotch wet they have to lie down |
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| DJ_Eternal |
| quote: | Originally posted by Beat Blog
What's the best bit about ing a one year old?
Hearing the pelvis snap.
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That one really was a sick one. Made me quivver :D |
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| Ivand |
How do you fit 40 jews on a VW Beetle?
In the ashtray
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious? |
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| DJ_Eternal |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
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Indeed. Like your avatar Jamie, you definetly got that 'Joker' thing going on. Just gotta apply the lipstick, dye your hair orange and your good to go
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| pvdAngel |
:wtf: :nervous:
*leaves* |
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| noikeee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name :o |
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i have a retarded sense of humour, rofled at that |
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| RapidFire |
| the baby jokes are seriously messed up :stongue: |
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| wizniz |
how does hellen keller masturbate?
she plays w/ herself with one hand and moans with the other.
yea. |
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| Simon |
There once was a young girl called Maddie,
she had such an irresponsible daddy,
snatched from her bed,
she is probably dead,
raped by a Portuguese baddy. |
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| tyos |
| this thread is hilarious! no to politically correct jokes :D |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
WTF
u are all going to hell:mad:
ahahahahah |
We are already there |
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