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dumbest thing u have done when ur drunk (if u can remeber it :)) (pg. 2)
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| evil_bastard |
The worst (well actually one of the BEST) nights out I've ever had was when we met loads of people from college in this pub. They'd just started their night out, it was early evening, but we'd been out for hours, and we were pretty pissed.
Nevertheless, I still thought it funny to give these sober people some drinking games. Having already had 2 trebles and four pints I was way ahead of them, but we began to race with Aftershocks, the red flavour. My memory of the rest is hazy. I can remember smashing this glass over the table, and that's about it, but apparently I had another 20-odd shots. Apparently I was running into walls and all sorts, having a class time in a world of my own, before I just collapsed.
Next I can remember is waking up at 6 in the morning in the hospital. One of my mates had gone with the ambulance, I puked loads of completely red sick all over him, which to this day I'm pretty proud of. Apparently I also tried to chat up the nurse, who was really fit.
I couldn't walk all the next day, and I had the biggest hangover ever. Still, I think it was worth it for the memories and the laughs we've had since.
Funnily enough, the lad who accompanied me to the hospital, wasting the entire rest of his night, collapsed in Newcastle a few weeks later. We rang an ambulance, but the Paramedics said his airways were clear so he was fine, and they couldn't take him to hospital. We were standing there creased, but then decided we'd ring the ambulance again and again until they picked him up. I rang his Dad and spluttered a load of nonsense over the phone that he couldn't make out. Basically, we left him at hospital, without any money or his debit card, almost unconcscious, with no means to get home. We then ended up so pissed we got lost and ended up in a gay club. Pretty funny night!!
I'm still taking the piss out of one of my mates though, cos a few weeks ago we lost him on a night out, and he was so pissed he didn't know what he was doing. He ended up getting a taxi with a group of lads he didn't know, who were completely rat-arsed. The taxi took him all the way home (he lives about 5 miles from Newcastle) and when he got home, he told the taxi driver to take him all the way back. The taxi driver started to get annoyed, so he started telling him to off, and then puked all over the back of his car and threw the money at his face. He got a £50 fine, which he is blaming on these other lads to avoid paying. ing corker of a night! |
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| G K Murray |
| quote: | Originally posted by evil_bastard
The worst (well actually one of the BEST) nights out I've ever had was when we met loads of people from college in this pub. They'd just started their night out, it was early evening, but we'd been out for hours, and we were pretty pissed.
Nevertheless, I still thought it funny to give these sober people some drinking games. Having already had 2 trebles and four pints I was way ahead of them, but we began to race with Aftershocks, the red flavour. My memory of the rest is hazy. I can remember smashing this glass over the table, and that's about it, but apparently I had another 20-odd shots. Apparently I was running into walls and all sorts, having a class time in a world of my own, before I just collapsed.
Next I can remember is waking up at 6 in the morning in the hospital. One of my mates had gone with the ambulance, I puked loads of completely red sick all over him, which to this day I'm pretty proud of. Apparently I also tried to chat up the nurse, who was really fit.
I couldn't walk all the next day, and I had the biggest hangover ever. Still, I think it was worth it for the memories and the laughs we've had since. |
You daft GEORDIE!!!!!! Muahahaha! |
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| Mr.Mystery |
New year's eve:
I f**ked a goddamn awful girl... or at least I think I did... I can't remember...
(taller than me, looked like a man, plays ice hockey... geddit?) |
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| evil_bastard |
Apparently if I hadn't woken up when I did (I can't remember waking up at all) in the hospital they were going to pump my stomach to get all the alcohol out.
Fookin good job they didn't.
Has anyone ever tried to do a spitballs of fire? You get a mouth-full of Sambuca, balance it at the edge of your mouth, and light it, then spit out little ball of fire. It takes a lot of skill to perfect. Once my mate tried and set his pants on fire. Funny as ! |
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| evil_bastard |
| quote: | Originally posted by G K Murray
Oh yea, me mate was shagging a bird on holiday, and he was that pissed he shat himself whilst boning her, not suprising she ed off straight away!! |
Classic! :D |
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| STi_WRX02 |
About a year ago i was drinking with a bunch of friends, mostly girls. I was royally fuked and I couldn't remember everything but from what I could remember and what my friends told me, I started to make out with 2 asian gals and then later banged one of em'(the good looking one for sure!) Also two (girl)friends of mine started to make out excessively in front of me which was quite entertaining.
Apparantly someone has a video of all this, but have yet to track it down.
Laterz, = ) |
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| Electric_Hybrid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
New year's eve:
I f**ked a goddamn awful girl... or at least I think I did... I can't remember...
(taller than me, looked like a man, plays ice hockey... geddit?) |
Oh I totally had an experiance just like that.
I remeber being completely mashed and then my buddy came up to me and gave me the rest of his crown royal (about 11 shots) cause he was pukin. I chugged it down and I was already hammed off of like 13 or 14 Molsen Canadians. I then remember stumbling into a tent and just as I was passing out I felt a little bit of action going on where there was none before.(this is the last I remember) So I went along with it cause by this time I had my hand unbuckling her braw and she had really big . So I started to do my thing and a car drove by which provided me with enough light to see I was ing this ass ugly chick with a gap in her teeth the size of the grand canyon (I knew this girl from shool). Anyways I figured since I started it up I can't just turn it off. So I finnished up and proceeded to kick her out but she wouldn't budge. I then got out and took the tent down with her in it and layed ontop the doorway so she couldn't get out. The next Day I was told by here what happened and I just laughed at her and said ya I am sorry I didn't have a paper bag. |
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| Don |
| shhh'd a door (with finger gesture) for making too much noise when closing...you see it was earlying the morning and I didn't want to wake the parental unit.... |
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| XxClayxX |
Cool thread
One of the dumbiest things ive ever done while drunk happened last night...
I was standing a little too close to a fire we had built (the party was outside). All of a sudden I noticed my leg was getting pretty hot so I look down and to my enjoyment my pants had caught on FIRE.
So I jumped off of the ledge that the fire was near and took a nice drop into the pond below.
Luckily I didnt hurt my self/drown as i was pretty pissed drunk but I lost one of my shoes in the process and ruined a good pair of pants
oh well lol |
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| speedracer_mec |
| i was soooo drunk one time...i had about 5 shots of tequila and 16 beers and i was absolutely ed up out of my mind. We were driving and i was puking out the window like a madman. SO my friend takes me to a strip joint and we meet this fine mexican girl in there...we go in and i went down on her. AFTER that i went outside where i started throwing up some more then the cops told me to get off the property or ill go to jail. |
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| Henkie_henk |
Knew this girl.. we went to her place.. parents wouldnt come home that night.. she liked me.. i was more or less like.. what the fuk.. who cares.. and i drank half a bottle of pisang ambon (yes the woman drink).. i poured half a glass on their carpet... but funny thing is .. i did that while her mom was trying to pull met outta (dad's) chair.. cause the mom did come home.. that was a nice surprise.. so me and my friend stumbled crawled outside.. we kinda wrecked the house.. i got my ass in a eh what do you call it.. a ditch.. with a lil bit o water in it.. i also hit a fence with my bike.. my friend hit 2 or 3 trees.. we were half way home.. and we was trying to get on a skating ramp.. ofcourse i drove my bike onnit.. and got smacked down quite hard.. luckily it rained not so long ago.. so i was soaking wet.. we sat there for a while.. we rolled off the ramp again.. ofcourse i fell in the puddle again.. my friend had to puke.. we couldnt paddle our bikes anymore.. so we dragegd them with us.. i came home.. i fell over our dogs.. i sweared parents woke up.. i locked the door.. i walked into my room.. tryd to close the curtains but ofcourse i just ripped em off the wall.. i fell asleep on my bed...
yes that was a good night.. the funny thing is though.. i had a relationship with that girl nog that long afterwards lol.. and her mom actually liked me :eyes:
ah well..
G00d thread |
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| Waxen |
A couple things... :p.... which is why I don't drink loads of alcohol anymore.
1.Fell asleep in the washroom stall while sitting on the toilet, and was woken up by one of the cleaners.. (SO EMBARASSING)
2.At a house party I got on the table and started dancing (not good)
3.Fell down a flight of stairs
4.Lost my car one night.. couldn't remember where I parked it and it took almost 3 hours to find it. :stongue:
5.Made out with a really ugly person... lol
6.Made out with a chick.. (but that wasn't really "dumb"), she's a good friend of mine
7.Threw up on my lap :D
8.Tried to pick up a taxi driver
9.Demanded I get my picture taken by the owner of some gino site. :eyes:
10.Demanded the cashier at the PETRO pump my friends gas.. where it was self serve... he did it. :stongue:
That's all 4 now.
~S~ |
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