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dumbest thing u have done when ur drunk (if u can remeber it :)) (pg. 7)
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
This post might be 2 years old, but your a ing idiot. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I've done way too many things drunk to pick one story...
but to sum it all up.
Ive climbed on top of a pyramid of 4 people to get on top of this 2 story building. 2 people on bottom, one on top of those 2, another on top of that person, and me at the very top reaching to get up there. Then........... i had no way down cept a very hard jump. :(
Ive punched myself in the nuts, i did this while high too :(
Ive been kicked out of a club, fell on the street curb, a friend picked me up, dragged me home and then some other bastard proceeded to draw PWNED on my face, then post it all over TA ;)
Women seem to take advantage of me when Im drunk. So I tend to make out with a bunch of girls without really wanting to....and then there's those times i actually want to and other "stuff" happens. ;)
I yelled at some lesbians once screaming "WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!! i want you!!!!!!! why do you eat vagina?!?! WHY!!!!!!!" as some friends are holding me back, pulling me away. haha
I went up to this ugly chick once and out of nowhere made a fist and used my tongue to make the blow job in the cheek ball. And said "Blowww job....Blowwwwwww jobbbbb" hahahaha
there's more, but i forget. |
I think I have found my new drinking buddy. |
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| atlearmeen |
| Once, I puked on a campfire to put it out! hehe... I woke up on the lawn, then I walk over to the campfire, and did my thing! Didn't burn no more that night, hehe! |
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| daeus |
| quote: | Originally posted by Great Outdoors
one of them literally carried a girl back to our hostel coz she was so freaking pissed.. Oh, we helped her change out. :D |
screwed lo
| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
don't drink.
don't u all realize the leading cause of drunk driving is alchohol? |
lo who says everyone who drinks jumps in to a car straight off afterwards?
| quote: | Originally posted by G K Murray
How he pulled her in the first place i dunno cos he's got ginger hair, and he looks like Ian Dowie |
Whos Ian Dowie?
Ah i found him - yea pretty bad :0 lol
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
I've gone home with a fat girl |
This is why you don't drink alcohol. |
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| smokeape |
Dumbest thing? Proposed to the first old lady after we had a grain alcohol drinking contest. Don't know who won. Threw her in the bed when she passed out, fell over in the process and cut an artery on a wineglass and blood was pumping all over. She called 911, I patched it with 100MPH tape, then this cop showed up out of nowhere in my apartment so I punched him out, then more cops and medics arrived and threw me in an ambulance and I had a big meleee in the rear and tried to bail out the back, but the old lady was following us in my 450HP Camaro drunk out of her gourd and would've run me over so I didn't, arrived at the hospital, punched out a doctor while the old lady was going nuts in the lobby, then they finally thought the better of it and just let us go home. What a f*cking deal...
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Paul van Dyk - Crush (Vandit Club Mix) |
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| anuneventrade |
I tend to forget things after a certain point. Apparantly, last year at WMC when we were at Space for PVD, I sat down in the middle of the dance floor, and when a friend asked if I wanted to go into the next room and sit on the couches instead of on the floor I said "No Thanks", or something like that... Indy can fill you in, because she's the one who remembers. :stongue:
I've now learned that there are certain people I can NOT be around when I'm under the influence of ANYTHING, because I'll (haha) make out with them and then promptly forget about it. Like on the floor of a friends apartment under a blanket! :stongue: Oh boy.
When I lived with my old roommate, we turned into lushes. We'd drink in our PJs, on a school night, with no one coming over and an exam the next day. We couldn't help that everyone just kept leaving all that alcohol at our place!
*edited* I decided to delete some of those stories.
I actually have a lot of better stories, but they might be better kept off of TA. :stongue: |
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| dieselbambino69 |
the dumbest thing i did drunk was not go for that coffee with anuneventrade :(
if u guys didnt know she has big tatas. and i missed out
and she stole my jacket |
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| Zewad |
| puke and rally,.. its not a dumb thing... its what champions are made of...:D |
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| anuneventrade |
| quote: | Originally posted by dieselbambino69
the dumbest thing i did drunk was not go for that coffee with anuneventrade :(
if u guys didnt know she has big tatas. and i missed out
and she stole my jacket |
I didn't steal it you offered it to me! And you were SOBER when you didn't go for coffee with me, bitch! |
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| dieselbambino69 |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
I didn't steal it you offered it to me! And you were SOBER when you didn't go for coffee with me, bitch! |
i know :(
when u comin back?!?!?!
its cold and i need the jacket back |
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| anuneventrade |
| quote: | Originally posted by dieselbambino69
i know :(
when u comin back?!?!?!
its cold and i need the jacket back |
What happened to YOU moving down here? :p |
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