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dumbest thing u have done when ur drunk (if u can remeber it :)) (pg. 6)
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| mezzir |
^ now that's a good story
i've been to denny's i think twice
i was there with my ultimate frisbee team, 16 of us or so
this one guy took all of our orders without writing a single thing down
got everythign perfect
and like full dinner orders too
side dishes, drinks, everything |
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| Spyder |
| went into a walk in freezer with a guy and made out with him and felt like after:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spyder
went into a walk in freezer with a guy and made out with him and felt like after:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
well of course you felt like after, did you expect to comfortable fit two people inside a fridge, let alone have room to make out?
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| Billabong |
For my friends 18th i decieded to take as much money with me as humanly possible to carry. And preceeded to drink pint after pint mixing it with double vodka (and something) and archers (and something).
Liquor was paid for by my good friend who i now hate, and i preceeded to make myself look as stupid as possible. Ripping up a pool table a little with a cue. Telling some girl i thought she was pug ugly (i knew she fancied me) and she was trying to take advantage of my drunk situation.
Half way through the night i walk to the toilets the the standard zig zag drunk way, and walk past these bouncers who are pissing themselves and preceed to walk into the girls toilets, and take a piss right in front of these girls, and i realise and run out and try to find the male toilets. Walk into the male toilts and find some girls that are pissed and out of their face in the wrong toilets.
So now i have no where to go (i still have my dignity and i dont want some random girl seeing my thing. So i walk outside and take a leak in some prickly bushes with thorn and cut myself to . I walk upstairs and preceed to lecture someone about why they walked into the wrong toilet (remember it was me).
So i ask my friend for a drink of water, and the git preceeds to order me another triple vodka and by this time im to pissed for my sense of smell to function so i down half of it before i realise, then i just sat down and my head feel backwards and it was puke up city.
My parents picked me up late and i have my head out of the window puking up but i look like a dog, i wake up in my room with the lights on naked, and i have no recollection of most of the last 4 hours.
Never again
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| kid nyce |
on my birthday at crobar nyc to see sasha this past oct
1st i left my atm card in the atm
2nd as i was walking towards crobar and approached the front gates infront of the bouncers to cross over to the line side i was dialing on my cellphone and ended up walking into one of the pole's the gates were connected to. this happen literally right infront of the bouncers, right infront of the club...not like towards the end of the line or 20feet away. Like 3feet from the ID Checking bouncer. needless to say i was pretty drunk and just kept walking...
Don't know exactly what happen that night, all I remember was I had lost my atm card, lost my apt keys, and lost my cell phone which my great friends ended up recovering for me all except my atm card. |
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| Miss Bliss |
haven't really done any dumb things per se... but had some BAD drinking nights
I down a load of wine and some vodka shots... go bowling with boyfriend and friends.. get to the bowling alley, bowl 1 time and sit down ready to puke. Had to leave right away... got back to my boyfriend's house, his mom saw me looking sick and knew I was puking. What a waste of money, I'd already paid for the bowling shoes. |
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| Dirk W. |
I've driven my tahoe into a lake (on my friends ranch)
I've broken 2 ribs crashing my waverunner
I've broke my wrist punching someone
I've broke my knuckles hitting a wall
I've played the pull and peek game (walk up to random girls and pull open their shirt and look down - tacky, I know. you would be surprised how many girls don't get pissed)
I've danced
I've gone home with a fat girl |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
I've driven my tahoe into a lake (on my friends ranch)
I've broken 2 ribs crashing my waverunner
I've broke my wrist punching someone
I've broke my knuckles hitting a wall
I've played the pull and peek game (walk up to random girls and pull open their shirt and look down - tacky, I know. you would be surprised how many girls don't get pissed)
I've danced
I've gone home with a fat girl |
i like your style :wtf: |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceaddict991
ok so me and my freind went to the movie with a huge water bottle of vodka...so we each got like 12 good sized shots (it was 3 of us) so i was drunk as and we had been drinking at my house before we left...there were mayb like 10 other people in the thearter...so we were ing everything up...we pissed on the seats and threw stuff everywhere...my freind every took a in the corner...so i ran out of things to thrwo so i threw my shoe's at the screen... bad idea the went under it and it took us 30min to find them...then we ran cuz some1 got the manager and we went out side and went to the top of the parking garage and we threw all sorts of off it...man it was one crazy as easter night...then we all left but none of our parents would let any1 sleep pver so we went our spererate ways..and at home i was talking to freinds online and some1 said there was a killer clown behind me so i ran out of my house and ran all the way to the park near my house..its was one crazy ass night...fun as thought |
This post might be 2 years old, but your a ing idiot. |
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| Petrogad |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
This post might be 2 years old, but your a ing idiot. |
+1 |
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| miamitrance04 |
| i've smashed perfectly good bottles of corona's all because of my stupid x-girlfriend:whip: |
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| Mr. Pink |
I've done way too many things drunk to pick one story...
but to sum it all up.
Ive climbed on top of a pyramid of 4 people to get on top of this 2 story building. 2 people on bottom, one on top of those 2, another on top of that person, and me at the very top reaching to get up there. Then........... i had no way down cept a very hard jump. :(
Ive punched myself in the nuts, i did this while high too :(
Ive been kicked out of a club, fell on the street curb, a friend picked me up, dragged me home and then some other bastard proceeded to draw PWNED on my face, then post it all over TA ;)
Women seem to take advantage of me when Im drunk. So I tend to make out with a bunch of girls without really wanting to....and then there's those times i actually want to and other "stuff" happens. ;)
I yelled at some lesbians once screaming "WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!! i want you!!!!!!! why do you eat vagina?!?! WHY!!!!!!!" as some friends are holding me back, pulling me away. haha
I went up to this ugly chick once and out of nowhere made a fist and used my tongue to make the blow job in the cheek ball. And said "Blowww job....Blowwwwwww jobbbbb" hahahaha
there's more, but i forget. |
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