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dumbest thing u have done when ur drunk (if u can remeber it :)) (pg. 3)
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| G K Murray |
| quote: | Originally posted by evil_bastard
Classic! :D |
No :D It's true!!!
How he pulled her in the first place i dunno cos he's got ginger hair, and he looks like Ian Dowie |
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| New Wave |
| Well I drove into barbed wire.....:( |
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| Raptor |
| quote: | Originally posted by STi_WRX02
About a year ago i was drinking with a bunch of friends, mostly girls. I was royally fuked and I couldn't remember everything but from what I could remember and what my friends told me, I started to make out with 2 asian gals and then later banged one of em'(the good looking one for sure!) Also two (girl)friends of mine started to make out excessively in front of me which was quite entertaining.
Apparantly someone has a video of all this, but have yet to track it down.
Laterz, = ) |
god damn! :eyes: now you better hope you didn't make a fool out of yourself in the video. haha:D |
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| evil_bastard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Waxen
A couple things... :p.... which is why I don't drink loads of alcohol anymore.
1.Fell asleep in the washroom stall while sitting on the toilet, and was woken up by one of the cleaners.. (SO EMBARASSING)
2.At a house party I got on the table and started dancing (not good)
3.Fell down a flight of stairs
4.Lost my car one night.. couldn't remember where I parked it and it took almost 3 hours to find it. :stongue:
5.Made out with a really ugly person... lol
6.Made out with a chick.. (but that wasn't really "dumb"), she's a good friend of mine
7.Threw up on my lap :D
8.Tried to pick up a taxi driver
9.Demanded I get my picture taken by the owner of some gino site. :eyes:
10.Demanded the cashier at the PETRO pump my friends gas.. where it was self serve... he did it. :stongue:
That's all 4 now.
~S~ |
I've done most of them, and that's why I DO drink large volumes of alcohol.
It spices a night up so much.
The funniest we ever had was the night I explained earlier, when my mate collapsed in a pool of his own sick and we just laughed for ages and left him on the pavement in the middle of Newcastle, then we got so lashed we ended up in a gay club, which was funny as . I'll never forget that! The bouncers were fruity it was hilarious. The DJ was mixing like such a fag we spent about half an hour just standing there creased before we decided this place was not for us. I was scared to go to the toilet in case I got bummed! |
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| babyecstacy |
| I arose in the middle of the night and found myself laying there naked and I couldn't find my dress!(after a school dance) |
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| tranceaddict991 |
| aight i gottsa another dumbthing by my freind brad...we were piss ass drunk at his house... me and my freind steven were hidin in the basement and we were gonna scare the outa him when he came down..we heard some noise and he was saying ow and then we heard a loud ass slam... he called us up and goes guys i just fell downt eh stairs and he has these huge ass stairs...hahahathe movie thing was with rbad and steven too as u can tell their my crew have been since kindergarden |
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| SmellsExcellent |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
yes that was a good night.. the funny thing is though.. i had a relationship with that girl nog that long afterwards lol.. and her mom actually liked me :eyes:
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One time my x-gf's dad caught us downstairs and she had her shirt off and i was in the pricess of taking off her pants.. needless to say he hated me for the next 8 months we were together.
so now a drunk story.. one nigt at a buddy of mine's house, his parents werent home, so he decided he would have a lil party.. bout 30 people showed up, we began the fun around 9:00... 4 screwdrivers, 1 White Russian, Some red Stuff that i vaguely remember slugging, and half a beer (before I cut myself on the sharp part of the rim) later I was laughing and stumbling around his house. We watched some Dvd that apparently was hilarious to a few of us.. only about 7 people were half as faced as I was so I was having trouble "fitting in" as it was. Anyways, my GF briana called my cell and I spent a long ass time trying to find my jacket and open the pocket. I told here where i was and said to come over and i went out in the street to wait. she didnt come for a long ass time and it was the middle of winter - wearing a tshirt and pants, no shoes, no hat..when she finally got there i was almost passe dout in thesnow and freezing so she got some kids to get me back inside... maybe an hour later after a few failed attempts to seduce sober chicks i puked all over myself and spend many hours in the bathroom. after complaining of being freeing in there but unable to unlock the door cuz i could move or else I would puke more, someone picked the lock and threw a space heater and a blanket in there with me. I passed out and woke up around 7:00 drenched in my own sweat and vomit and still a bit drunk. I thre up, slep for a few more hours, and began a 10 hour handover that basically kept me in bed all sunday...
what a good story if you take the time to read it.. :)
-M |
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| jeronemango |
well i have had some pretty bad drunken moments
We would always tend to play drinking games then walk down to the local club/pub, one time i was so pissed i cut a carton up and stuck it around my waist and pretended to be a postman riding a motorbike good mixture of drugs and drink there..
Another time i thought i was chatting up the best chick in the club only to find out i was talking to a paper cut out of a vodka girl what a interesting time that was lol...
living in a costal town which is pretty small i went to this party it was way way out on this farm and i decided to go for a lil walk 12 km later i ended up at the beach lol...
i could go on and on,, my friends picking up fat chicks and having no idea the next day "so they tell me"" lol |
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| extulas |
| Let my friends video tape me and a prositute last year in Germany at Oktoberfest, And they showed it to my now ex :mad: :whip: |
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| USMC_Greg |
| My hockey team and I went to a bar where it was a buck a drink. I blew about 40 or 50 bucks on myself. LMAO Anyway, apparently I was congradulating my buddies for their grinds WHILE they were grinding. Then I had all these conversations with people who are like "Hey, do you remember me?". I'm just like "oh yeah", but didn't have a clue as to who the hell they were. Then on the ride home I made my buddy pull over like 4 times so that I can puke and piss. When the Jeep finally pulled infront of my house, I tried to get out but my right foot caught on something. I took a header into the sewer cover - cutting myself across the eyebrow. I walked around campus with a black eye for over a week with that incident. The last thing I remember that night was kissing the toilet bowl. When I woke up the next morning we were all confused as to why my brother's sweater was all wet. Apparently I got up to piss on it. LMAO |
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| Cosmo |
Just one "case" (that's not the worst i've ever done, well, it's not bad at all, but funny)
Once my mates and me went to other town to swiming center. We all went in mini-bus with sliding side door. To pass time we all get boozed with beer :D and when we came I said : "Let's pretend we are parachute troopers invading that town" :D - so, when the slide-door opened (the bus already stopped - we're not idiots! :) ) we jumped out of it with our backs forward - just like parachuters do! Maaaan! That was hilarious! Drunk guys jumping out of the bus! Still wonder what witnesers thought.
P.S. fortunetly, the thought about imitating scuba-divers hadn't came into my mind ;) |
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| tenor |
By far, ing my ex-girlfriend (which she took as a sign that we're getting back together...) It's not too funny tho, so I'll tell another story:
Me and a couple of mates were on a boat, Helsinki-Tallinn. After some heavy drinking, everyone passes out. In the middle of the night, a friend of mine wakes up, and hears someone peeing. The cabin is dark, but he can see that the light from under the door is interrupted by two shadows - someone must be outside, pissing on our cabin door. Well, the guy gets mad and starts yelling obscenities to get the guy outside to stop. The peeing stops, and thats when he realizes that the person peeing is INSIDE the cabin, peeing on the door. (yeah, that would be me :D) I turned around, said 'are you talking to me?' and went back to bed.
With the floors being carpet, it sure wasnt too nice waking up in that cabin with the hangover and all.. |
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