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dumbest thing u have done when ur drunk (if u can remeber it :)) (pg. 4)
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| DJ_Shockwav |
it was just this weekend... it wasn't the dumbest thing i've done, but the most recent...
anywho, after quite a few libations (a whole 18 pack to myself if i remember correctly) and everyone deciding to go to bed finally... i deem it safe to pass out... i thought wrong...
apparently during my slumber, a friend thought it would be funny to put their nutsack on my head and take a picture...
yea so... j_spot apparently has a copy of this picture and most likely will be posting it here i'm guessing very soon...
damn beer... |
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| uwmadtrance |
Couple of good ones I can remember
At one of my friends' high school graduation parties my girlfriend of 1 1/2 yrs decided to break up with me so I got pissed as hell and started bonging vodka lemonades. Apparently I passed out, woke up in the middle of the night, walked outside with just socks and jeans on in the middle of a thunderstorm, threw up, then I told my friend I was walking to my car and I walked completely the wrong way and ended up stumbling into the woods and passing out in the mud. Then they carried me inside and threw me in the doorway and let me pass out so I wasnt in the rain. (I don't remember any of this)
Freshman year in college I went to a house party with this girl on my floor who I was really after. I had 10 beers and 10 shots of vodka at the party then me and her walked home together. We started fooling around and I had to get up and throw up because I was so faced. All my friends then called me 'Stan' like the dude from South Park who puked all the time he saw that chick he dug.
'Nother freshman year story - Halloween is a huge party day here at the school I go to so I downed a 750ml of Captain Morgan in an hour before we went to this party. On the way I had to take a piss so I found a bush and in the meantime fell over. My friends carried me to the party where I proceeded to vomit all over the bathroom, then wandered outside where I passed out under a car when there was a couch right next to it. My friends then had to carry me home and I couldnt walk or speak so luckily we knew the doorpeople at my dorm or I wouldve been in detox and having my stomach pumped, and my friends almost called detox on me anyways cause I was so torn. |
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| Gucio |
| About 4 years ago we had this party at a hotel. We drunk about 8 bottles of vodka. One of my buddies went to puke in the washroom and I accidently seen him do that. After that I pulled one of those skulptures you see in front of gino homes, you know the ones that spit water, except I did that with puke across the whole room. My buddy tried to clean it up with a towel, and he fell in it. So the next guy started laughing at him, and my buddy threw the ditry towel at him, and hit him in the head. That just started a chain reaction. The whole room ended up covered in puke |
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| brunette |
ahh.. it was two summers ago when me and my ex-boyfriend got drunk at this beach party; at first, while we were still little-buzzed we went for a swim, not naked cause there was about 2000 people there but we pushed a couple of partyers in too (some girls were damn pissed at us) :D
Then, I got a call on my cell from my sister who was in this hotel about 20 min by car from us with a bunch of friends. On our way to the car it started raining all of a sudden, but we were wet already.
Got into a car all soaked, but as he couldn't see anything ('cause it was pouring uncontrollably) we hit and grounded on a high sidewalk. The bottom of the car was completely ruined, but we were laughing like crazy :D It was around 4:30am already, but we needed to find someone to help us get the car off the sidewalk.
So, he somehow talks me into taking off my clothes.. well, not all of it, I was left in my panties & a soaked, white dress-shirt :o One couple stopped, helped me get a car off as my ex hid behind a building.
They left, we get into the car and went to the hotel where my sister was.
I took off my sandals and we ran to the reception, but we couldn't remember which room number it was and my cell was in the car. The hotel staff was looking at us, we were laughing like two maniacs and making up all kinds of combinations of a number 235.
Finally, I explained what they look like and they showed us where the room is. We get up there, knocking on the door for about 5 min. really loud and this old lady opens it. I started appologizing as my ex ran downstairs, where he realized we got into a wrong turn.
We finally find the room, where my sister was extra-pissed that we were late and drunk and refused to get into a car with us to go home. My ex picks her up and throws her inside the car, we quickly close the doors. Finally, we got home fine, but when we got there, our cousin (who had the key) wasn't there..... and the story goes, I'm tired of typing... |
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by SmellsExcellent
One time my x-gf's dad caught us downstairs and she had her shirt off and i was in the pricess of taking off her pants.. needless to say he hated me for the next 8 months we were together.
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:eek: I'm surprised he didn't beat the out of you!!!:) |
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| Aristronica |
hah, no repost for me
anyway, this weekend i slept with my ex while drunk after not talking to her for over a year.
I am still waiting for the concequences, but it was dumb huh??? |
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| Floorfiller |
i've told the story on TA before, but here is a quick summary of it hehehe..
ok well, i've been at a house party all night getting -faced. i leave with some friends...we're stumbling back to the dorms and i realize that i really have to go to the bathroom...you know...#2 hehe. so i'm trying to hold it and it gets to the point where i'm not gonna be able to hold it anymore so i decided that i was gonna go use the bathroom at a house on the corner. being that this is boulder and well...college kids aren't the best at locking the doors at night...i stumbled into these people's house to use their bathroom. i pass out in there bathroom and awake the next day with people standing above me wondering who the i am. lucky, like i said they were also kids, they didn't press charges...but that is probably about the stupidest thing i've done drunk... |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i've told the story on TA before, but here is a quick summary of it hehehe..
ok well, i've been at a house party all night getting -faced. i leave with some friends...we're stumbling back to the dorms and i realize that i really have to go to the bathroom...you know...#2 hehe. so i'm trying to hold it and it gets to the point where i'm not gonna be able to hold it anymore so i decided that i was gonna go use the bathroom at a house on the corner. being that this is boulder and well...college kids aren't the best at locking the doors at night...i stumbled into these people's house to use their bathroom. i pass out in there bathroom and awake the next day with people standing above me wondering who the i am. lucky, like i said they were also kids, they didn't press charges...but that is probably about the stupidest thing i've done drunk... |
I know the second-most stupidest thing you've done drunk. ;) ;) |
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| teegee |
pinched a loaf in a friend's bathtub. also sat in my own vomit. i'm a fun drunk, I swear.
goddamit. :whip: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
I know the second-most stupidest thing you've done drunk. ;) ;) |
hehehehe...shhhhh :nervous: :stongue: |
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| BTG |
i pissed on some guys tv once.
but they deserved it. they hog tied me and put a dog bone in my mouth. i dont remember any of it, but this is what they said happend. so 'em. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Damn, i got too many stories....umm....
...My best friend was dark on me for about a month because one night we were maggoted & I kept on "honking" his girlfriends .
I only wish i could remember it! :toothless |
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