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Official Transformers Review (pg. 10)
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| FunkyCrew |
guys, did you go to watch the movie and somewhat enjoy yourself or did you go to pick it apart later and complain?:) who cares about the budget? it wasn't out of your pocket:)
Cro this certainly wasn't meant to be an epic movie, it's not Starwars |
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| smuncky |
went to see it yesterday and i must say the only part i liked was that i was with my friends and we made so mnany jokes about it.
i agree with wat smitty said to the fullest. i didnt even expect to go watch this and i was still disappointed by it.
i really do hope that they make a beast wars movie cuz that woudl be just awesome. |
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| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by smuncky
i really do hope that they make a beast wars movie cuz that woudl be just awesome. |
i so hope not cos thats the first transformers series i hated followed by armada and RID |
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| Porky |
You know what would be better than Transformers?!?!?!
I live action Neon Genesis Evangeliion movie with special effects by WETA (LOTR) fame... it's actually in the works!
:crazy: |
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| smuncky |
| im not too sure on this, but in the original cartoon, when the autobots transformed, didnt they say maximize? if so, i dont rememeber it being said in the whole movie. |
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| Endlesswave |
| quote: | Originally posted by smuncky
im not too sure on this, but in the original cartoon, when the autobots transformed, didnt they say maximize? if so, i dont rememeber it being said in the whole movie. |
Nope. You're stuck in Beastwars. They didn't say anything when transforming in the Original G1 cartoon. |
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| smuncky |
| quote: | Originally posted by Endlesswave
Nope. You're stuck in Beastwars. They didn't say anything when transforming in the Original G1 cartoon. |
thx for the clarification. |
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| Endlesswave |
| quote: | Originally posted by smuncky
thx for the clarification. |
Np mang.:) |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by FunkyCrew
guys, did you go to watch the movie and somewhat enjoy yourself or did you go to pick it apart later and complain?:) who cares about the budget? it wasn't out of your pocket:)
Cro this certainly wasn't meant to be an epic movie, it's not Starwars |
What??? Transformers wasn't meant to be epic? Please!
| quote: | Originally posted by Porky
You know what would be better than Transformers?!?!?!
I live action Neon Genesis Evangeliion movie with special effects by WETA (LOTR) fame... it's actually in the works!
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They should get Michael Bay to direct it. LOLOL |
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| Porky |
| quote: | Originally posted by GEICO (US Car Insurance Firm)
A LETTER TO
OPTIMUS PRIME
FROM HIS GEICO
AUTO INSURANCE
AGENT.
BY JOHN FRANK WEAVER
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Dear Mr. Prime,
We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.
Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
The only repairs for which you were reimbursed were the replacement of a cracked fender and a headlight, required after a Mr. I. Ron Hide backed his van into your truck; these cost $1,286.63. Our own investigation concluded that you were not at fault and that Mr. Hide had been drinking prior to the accident. Though police were unable to test his blood-alcohol level—Mr. Hide claimed that it would be impossible for police to examine his blood-alcohol content with a Breathalyzer, because he "doesn't breathe"—under Washington-state law, refusal to take a Breathalyzer test is equivalent to returning a result above the legal level.
But, I repeat, those were the only repairs for which you have been reimbursed, and it was a very minor accident in comparison to your other claims. I mention a few to illustrate the larger trend:
* $379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to your truck cabin. You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets.
* $665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to your trailer. You claimed the damage was caused by a giant mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing your mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment.
* $6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the "Autobot Matrix of Leadership." You stated this occurred in "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil," with a Ms. Meg Atron and a Mr. U. Nicron causing the damage in question. Mr. Prime, I have checked every known car- and truck-part catalog published in the United States and have found nothing even resembling that part, never mind any part so expensive. Whatever disagreements you had with Ms. Atron and Mr. Nicron, I suggest that next time you either settle things peaceably or leave your Autobot Matrix of Leadership at home so it doesn't break. GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.
And the list goes on. Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.
To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.
Regards,
Simon Furman
GEICO Agent
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| Porky |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
They should get Michael Bay to direct it. LOLOL |
I think Michael Bay and Hideo Akko are on different ends of the intelligence spectrum. |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by Porky
I think Michael Bay and Hideo Akko are on different ends of the intelligence spectrum. |
Michael Bay isn't on the intelligence spectrum. |
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