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(Olde) English Beer is Bad (pg. 7)
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
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i'm gonna need to see some ID young man.
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sweet Death
Also, I don't quite see how being a 'brewmaster' (which isn't even the term, btw) would make you an expert on beer. |
Brewmaster is the term given to people who have mastered (for lack of a better term) the art of brewing beer. You cannot equate the ability to brew beer with being a brewmaster; the former requires a couple of copper kettls, water, yeast and hopps, while the latter requires years of education and apprenticeship. I would consider a brewmaster to be an expert on beer, I would consider someone who drinks a lot of beer and then writes about it on the internet to be a lonely, sad, man. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I would consider someone who drinks a lot of beer and then writes about it on the internet to be a lonely, sad, man. |
What if you just drink a lot of it without the writing? :( |
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| Sweet Death |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Brewmaster is the term given to people who have mastered (for lack of a better term) the art of brewing beer. You cannot equate the ability to brew beer with being a brewmaster; the former requires a couple of copper kettls, water, yeast and hopps, while the latter requires years of education and apprenticeship. I would consider a brewmaster to be an expert on beer, I would consider someone who drinks a lot of beer and then writes about it on the internet to be a lonely, sad, man. |
This is one of the funniest things I have read today, and that's saying something. You know absolutely nothing about beer. You have not in any way described the process of brewing beer correctly.
This is like a McDonalds employee telling Gordon Ramsay how to cook or a film student telling Kubrick how to direct or a learner driver telling a Formula 1 driver how to drive.
I don't normally like belittle people but you leave me very little choice today. |
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| Space Marine |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
It's malt liquor. |
True
| quote: | Originally posted by Sweet Death
which is beer
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False, let us not get these two confused.
As for 40oz id prefer drinking King Cobras; If your on a budget and only have $5 bucks in your pocket - two of these will get you feeling ed up.
A hot bitch that can down a 40oz has my respect. You dont see many of those this days. :wtf: |
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| Sweet Death |
| quote: | Originally posted by Space Marine
True
False, let us not get these two confused.
As for 40oz id prefer drinking King Cobras; If your on a budget and only have $5 bucks in your pocket - two of these will get you feeling ed up.
A hot bitch that can down a 40oz has my respect. You dont see many of those this days. :wtf: |
No not false, malt liquor is beer. What you have done is comparable to someone saying "No, this isn't wine, it is Shiraz". |
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| Space Marine |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sweet Death
No not false, malt liquor is beer. What you have done is comparable to someone saying "No, this isn't wine, it is Shiraz". |
No no no, slap your self man. Malt liquorrrrr. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Easy... every time I take a sip of 50 I feel like back-woods Quebecer driving a ski-doo through the forest looking for moose with the horrid stench of pea soup oozing out of ever one of my poores while signing Alouette or what ever the that stupid bird song is.
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:stongue: :stongue:
Disliked beers:
Budweiser, Miller, Corona, PBR, Natural Ice, Amstel Bright (I lol'd)
Liked beers:
Stella, Newcastle, Amstel Light, Guiness, Heineken, Hoegaarden, any and all Indian and Japanese beers |
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| Sweet Death |
| quote: | Originally posted by Space Marine
No no no, slap your self man. Malt liquorrrrr. |
Go take your medication. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sweet Death
Brewing beer is no harder than cooking food |
funny, i know alot of people who are half decent cooks, yet they couldnt make a decent homebrew to save themselves....
i would take the word of a professional chef over my mother (who is a fantastic cook) any day of the week when it comes to gastronomic endeavours.
when it comes to beer, i would respect the opinion of a Brewmaster (also known as braumeister), whom in order to obtain that title requires 2.5 yrs study into the art of beer making, over the opinion of an internet troll or self proclaimed beer affectionado. Brewmasters earn the equivalent of a masters degree in beer making. |
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| Space Marine |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sweet Death
Go take your medication. |
Speak for you self bitch; you obviously need some Aderal - heard it helps you concentrate. ;) |
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| lücid |
| can you guys take it to emocorner.com and leave the beer drinking to the adults? JEEZ. :mad: |
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