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controlled by your girlfriend (pg. 5)
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
But what about girls who let their boyfriends be controlling? I mean, hello! If you're a girl all you have to do is STAND there, and men approach you. You're telling me you can't find anyone better than that?
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Yeah, I don't get that either for hot women. For some fugly chick I understand though. But then a lot of women seem to gravitate towards guys who are not good enough for them anyway. |
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| GTS3gEclipse |
| I asked my brother's girlfriend if she could let my brother have his balls back and she got pissed. And as a result he got pissed at me. It's ridiculous, you can't be putting the on a pedestal. |
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| elFreak |
| the best thing for total control is having incriminating pictures. |
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by GTS3gEclipse
I asked my brother's girlfriend if she could let my brother have his balls back and she got pissed. And as a result he got pissed at me. It's ridiculous, you can't be putting the on a pedestal. |
Its got nothing to do with the , she was probably making his life a living hell over it and that is what he is pissed at you about. |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
My oldest friend is a bit like that, he suddenly disappeared when he met his (first) gf. Never came to parties with us or anything, always just staying home with her. |
That, inexperience leads to this behaviour, I've been there too.
If you aren't a playah in highschool, and have a bunch of girlfriends and stuff, the first few you, regardless of your age, you latch onto, possibly for fear of losing it, or just because you aren't confident enough to think that you could ever find someone else.
You walk on eggshells, agree with everything, and put her first because you don't want her to get pissed off and leave you, which as far as you are concerned is totally what she would do, thus giving her all the power in the relationship.
Some women exploit this, others get bored/annoyed by the clingyness and dump you anyways, and and some accept and try to better you, themselves, and the relationship on the whole.
So for inexperienced people, alot can depend on how their other hald is.
Compromises are key, sacrificing everything is not. At the end of the day, friendships years old are going to be around, your current bit of tang might not, so don't ignore, bros before hos, etc, ad nauseam. |
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| d-miurge |
| It reminds of the scene with the USC students in Borat: "never let a woman control you". "Okay" |
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| verndogs |
I forgot! Get your friend a Doug Christie jersey!
this thread can't be complete without the most whipped person in the whole world:
This was written in 2002
| quote: | Question: What's the story with Doug Christie?
Did you see that New York Times article about Christie and his wife, the piece that resulted in the Whipped Hall of Fame being quickly changed to the Doug Christie Memorial Hall of Fame? Everyone has that one buddy who constantly makes up lame excuses because his wife or girlfriend won't let him leave the house, but Christie takes it to another level. This is unprecedented stuff. Few things have rendered me speechless over the years, but check out some of these tidbits:
# You know when Christie raises his arm, extends his pinky and index fingers and signals into the air? He's actually signalling "I love you" to his wife (Jackie), something that happens 50-60 times a game, even during crunch-time. It's almost like he suffers from a whipped version of Tourette's.
# Some direct quotes and excerpts: "With few exceptions, Doug Christie does not look at other women, avoiding dialogue or even direct contact" ... The Christies remarry every year on their anniversary, "not a mere renewal of their wedding vows but an actual wedding -- replete with friends, family cake and a reception" ... Mrs. Christie attends 25-30 of the Kings road games, always riding on the team charter ... "(She) arrives before games with her husband and leaves with him after" ... "She sends him a note in the locker room before every game, taken there by a team attendant. He writes a reply and sends it back" ... "Sometimes on the road, Jackie will ride in a car behind the team bus, talking to Doug until he arrives at the hotel or arena."
(I kept waiting for this part: "When Doug asked if he could attend Mateen Cleaves' bachelor party this season, his wife burned his clothes and set his BMW convertible on fire.")
# My favorite part: "When Christie played for the Raptors, his wife once confronted a female fan seeking an autograph and a kiss in Toronto. 'A security guard grabbed her, but I put my hand up and told her to back off really loud,' she said. 'It scared me, because my voice sounded like a demon ... she was touching someone she shouldn't have been.'"
I guess there are three appropriate reactions here:
1. If you had one TV wish, wouldn't it be for the Christies to appear on "Temptation Island." I always write how this-and-that would make for the greatest TV series ever, but realistically, a "Temptation Island" with the Christies ... that would never be topped in the annals of TV history. That's the Comedy Ceiling right there, isn't it? Even my idea for the HBO talk show with Corey Haim, Corey Feldman and an open bar couldn't come close.
2. If you were granted an alternate TV wish, wouldn't it be for an "Osbournes"-style reality-TV show called "The Christies"? Just Doug getting harassed by his wife in episodes entitled "I wasn't looking at her!" and "I told you, that was Peja's fiancee!"
3. From this point forward, doesn't Christie's replica Kings jersey immediately become the best possible way for a group of guys to humiliate one of their emasculated buddies? Let's say you have that one friend who's spending a little too much time with a new girlfriend, and it seems like she's wearing the pants in the family, to the point that your buddy has been blowing you off. BOOM! Everyone chips in five bucks, you purchase the Christie jersey, and you mail it anonymously to him. |
http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2...=simmons/020606
original NY Times article (worth the read)
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpa...e+jackie&st=nyt |
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by verndogs
I forgot! Get your friend a Doug Christie jersey!
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lol check out the tat on that douchebag's hand, that about sums it up right there. he might as well have just got "my wife owns me" tatted on his forehead.
I'll lol when it comes out that his wife has been taking it up the ass from the poolboy |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by XaNaX
lol check out the tat on that douchebag's hand, that about sums it up right there. he might as well have just got "my wife owns me" tatted on his forehead.
I'll lol when it comes out that his wife has been taking it up the ass from the poolboy |
haha it looks like a wang |
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| verndogs |
| quote: | Originally posted by XaNaX
lol check out the tat on that douchebag's hand, that about sums it up right there. he might as well have just got "my wife owns me" tatted on his forehead.
I'll lol when it comes out that his wife has been taking it up the ass from the poolboy |
Considering that they celebrate their wedding anniversary every year by having a full blown wedding, I'm REALLY hoping it happens.
edit: and :haha: @ tat |
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| d-miurge |
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| trunks1022 |
| ^^^ beat me to it |
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