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An important and pertinent question [Domesticated's big, smelly thread about poo] (pg. 16)
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| Sushipunk |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
This just keeps getting better. |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
but in any case, im a little curious why it took you so long to figure out your preference for something you've had such practice at. |
Who knows, maybe the same thing could happen with his gender preference?
Awwwwwwwwwww yeah. |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
aww :(
well obviously!
but in any case, im a little curious why it took you so long to figure out your preference for something you've had such practice at. |
 | quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Who knows, maybe the same thing could happen with his gender preference?
Awwwwwwwwwww yeah. |
Oooh sick burn.
Highly unlikely though. I could never give up women. |
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| tubularbills |
wtf is this what you kiwis talk about around the dinner table too?:wtf: :wtf:
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| Well, so after yesterday’s discussion, I tried the 6-sheet-fold (I had to approximate though coz the stuff at work isn’t tear-off) and there’s definitely not enough paper between me and my arsehole. I have no desire to feel the contours of my arsehole during the cleaning process. Scruncher for life, baby! |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Well, so after yesterday’s discussion, I tried the 6-sheet-fold (I had to approximate though coz the stuff at work isn’t tear-off) and there’s definitely not enough paper between me and my arsehole. I have no desire to feel the contours of my arsehole during the cleaning process. Scruncher for life, baby! |
How can you wipe properly if you can't feel the contours?
It's like trying to paint a wall without looking, moulding clay with tongs or having sex with a condom! |
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| Demoted |
| Anybody use incense in the bathroom during such an occasion? |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
How can you wipe properly if you can't feel the contours? |
well, I dunno about you but wiping for me isn’t rocket science. I know where my arse is. Years of gaming has given me exceptional hand-eye coordination, so even when my hand is out of sight, I know where it is too. Combine those 2 pieces of knowledge and voila! Clean arse. |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
well, I dunno about you but wiping for me isn’t rocket science. I know where my arse is. Years of gaming has given me exceptional hand-eye coordination, so even when my hand is out of sight, I know where it is too. Combine those 2 pieces of knowledge and voila! Clean arse. |
Hand-eye coordination generally involves a hand being watched by an eye, or performing an action assisted by the eye, not having a hand shoved up your bum. |
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| bas |
pkc you are an enigma :wtf:
Wiping with a scrunched piece of paper increases volume but certainly decreases area. I'd say the chances of mudbutt-to-hand contact increases greatly with the scrunch method. Unless you have a gigantic ass and a comically small hand. |
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| Sushipunk |
Sorry PKC, I'm with Domesticated on this one. Scrunching just strikes be as savage and uncoordinated.
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
the chances of mudbutt-to-hand contact |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Hand-eye coordination generally involves a hand being watched by an eye, or performing an action assisted by the eye, not having a hand shoved up your bum. |
well, I don’t know how stringent your cleaning methods are but I most certainly don’t "shove" my hand up my bum. to clarify tho- years of wiping my arse have given me extraordinary hand-bum coordination. |
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