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An important and pertinent question [Domesticated's big, smelly thread about poo] (pg. 2)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hey sushi, let's import some annoying toilet hoses that randomly spray water all over your arse. |
If we buy 2, do you reckon we can get a discount?
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| Fpcookie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Beat Blog
When you wipe, do you do it sitting down or standing up?
This question has divided my friendship group in recent times - each side being mystified and slightly outraged by the other. |
hahah same! personally i stand. i couldn't believe it when my mate said he sat down :eyespop: haha |
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| Cloudburst |
| I stand up. Girls sit down and wipe. Men don't. |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
I'm about to up you and your friends' entire world. I do both mother******, situation depending. |
You, you tread a fine line, sir.
What are you trying to do, create a rip in the space time continuum? |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| I don't see why you would stand up, unless you had some kind of explosive that left crap running down your legs and stuff. |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I don't see why you would stand up, unless you had some kind of explosive that left crap running down your legs and stuff. |
lol.
I'm going to reveal my position here, but have you thought that for some, perhaps it's easier, cleaner and quicker to wipe standing up?
Yes folks, I am "upstanding" member of my local community.
Here's the real bombshell though: I face the toilet whilst I do so. |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Beat Blog
lol.
I'm going to reveal my position here, but have you thought that for some, perhaps it's easier, cleaner and quicker to wipe standing up?
Yes folks, I am "upstanding" member of my local community. |
Finally a walking breathing man among us!
I would say our testicular fortitude is enormous. |
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| bananas |
| Of course I stand up, wtf, it's easier and faster that way |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Beat Blog
I'm going to reveal my position here, but have you thought that for some, perhaps it's easier, cleaner and quicker to wipe standing up?
Yes folks, I am "upstanding" member of my local community.
Here's the real bombshell though: I face the toilet whilst I do so. |
see I just don't get how sitting down would work anywhere near as well as standing. |
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| nchs09 |
| Wipe? Wiping is for s. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Beat Blog
Here's the real bombshell though: I face the toilet whilst I do so. |
:wtf: |
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| Dr. DAS |
Stand.
Everytime.
The mechanics of wiping your ass while seated boggle my mind. |
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