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An important and pertinent question [Domesticated's big, smelly thread about poo] (pg. 9)
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
cheese-grating toilet paper with an ipod dock? ing hipster sadists. |
TP for TAs |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
a mate of mine from school was a sitter, but used to lean so far forward he would have one hand on the ground, his hand would be almost outside the front of the stall.
that's a long way to bend imo. |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by spc
I use the three sea shells while standing. |
I got it. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
a mate of mine from school was a sitter, but used to lean so far forward he would have one hand on the ground, his hand would be almost outside the front of the stall.
that's a long way to bend imo. |
:stongue: I think that needs a whole classification for itself |
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| lücid |
have any of you ever fallen off a toilet?
i'll admit... it happened to me once. the absurdity of it made me laugh so hard that i couldn't even get off the floor. |
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| pierre_escargot |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
have any of you ever fallen off a toilet?
i'll admit... it happened to me once. the absurdity of it made me laugh so hard that i couldn't even get off the floor. |
Aye, a couple of times when I've been half-pissed. I'd lean over, probably my body trying to find a comfortable position to sleep, and I'd fall over hitting my head on the toilet door and ended up face first on the ground with my arse in the air.
Thank god camera phones weren't around then :) |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by pierre_escargot
Aye, a couple of times when I've been half-pissed. I'd lean over, probably my body trying to find a comfortable position to sleep, and I'd fall over hitting my head on the toilet door and ended up face first on the ground with my arse in the air.
Thank god camera phones weren't around then :) |
You take collaborative dumps? :wtf: |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
have any of you ever fallen off a toilet?
i'll admit... it happened to me once. the absurdity of it made me laugh so hard that i couldn't even get off the floor. |
I almost did once. It was one of those times I made a bad decision to get drunk on british beers. I was hurling in the toilent pretty hard, that I felt like something wanted to puke out of my back end too. So I sat down for that, and while I was riding my body of toxins from the back, I started puking at my feet, and the dual rocking motion almost made me fell forwards. |
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| pierre_escargot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
You take collaborative dumps? :wtf: |
Long long time ago, back when life was so much simpler as a student. Used to live in shared accomodation and the toilet door lock was broken, and it was after a mad night out, so unless you kept your foot by the toilet door when you were taking a crap, everyone and their mom could have walked in.
Needless to say back then, jokes and pranks were all the rage. |
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| squirrelly |
Stand.
In fact - I have NEVER sat on a toilet. Ever. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
Stand.
In fact - I have NEVER sat on a toilet. Ever. |
not even in your own house? do you squat and hover 100% of the time? |
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