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An important and pertinent question [Domesticated's big, smelly thread about poo] (pg. 6)
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| Dr. DAS |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Not every single automatic toilet does that, this one particular just happens to be high powered and overly sensitive to movement :p |
I have the same problem at work. Now, I tear off a few squares, punch a small hole and place the paper over the sensor, hooking the hole over the flush button. Wipe in peace, my man! |
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| BoReD365247 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. DAS
I have the same problem at work. Now, I tear off a few squares, punch a small hole and place the paper over the sensor, hooking the hole over the flush button. Wipe in peace, my man! |
thats way too much work especially when after that spicy mexican food comes back with revenge. |
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| Dr. DAS |
| quote: | Originally posted by BoReD365247
thats way too much work especially when after that spicy mexican food comes back with revenge. |
Worth it to avoid 'ring of fire splashback', imo.
You're ten seconds away from woryy-free pooping! |
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| RainOnLens |
| quote: | Originally posted by BoReD365247
How do you accomplish this in a public facility? Do you carry around your own package of baby wipes? Do you waddle to the sink to moisten the 1 ply toilet paper rampant in public restrooms (which I despise with a passion)? |
I have never had any worries about pooping in public, and this was one of my major concerns in switching over to the wipes (I'd been warned I would never go back!)
There's no easy way about it, I just don't carry them with me. If I have to poop at work or in public, I suffer through it and complain, a lot.
That being said, I was at the grocery store the other day and saw 'adult' baby wipes being sold by....Kleenex? (One of those companies.) Small, pocket sized packages. Most likely smell much better than baby wipes (though the smell is no longer attached to babies in my head. Just my own ass).
So....it's suffering for now. Have yet to try the 'adult' option. |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
yeah, coz this:
makes us feel really behind the times. i cant believe australians havent adopted a device that sprays water all over the place when you dont want it to.
actually yeah we have, its called the hose.
hey sushi, let's import some annoying toilet hoses that randomly spray water all over your arse. |
lold hard. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
when things have just gotten out of hand i have on the very rare occasion done it standing up. but only due to extenuating circumstances :D |
hahahah how do things "get out of hand" on the toilet exactly? this made me lol |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahahah how do things "get out of hand" on the toilet exactly? this made me lol |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I don't see why you would stand up, unless you had some kind of explosive that left crap running down your legs and stuff. |
:conf: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| You know, if you eat right, you'll have a royal poo each and every time...which means minimal mess/less wiping. |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by BoReD365247
How do you accomplish this in a public facility? Do you carry around your own package of baby wipes? Do you waddle to the sink to moisten the 1 ply toilet paper rampant in public restrooms (which I despise with a passion)? |
Go without, and feel slightly murky. |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
What do you dampen the paper with? |
semen. |
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
I stand up. Girls sit down and wipe. Men don't. |
Quoted for truth. |
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| bananas |
| Talking about pooping me and my friends are running a joke that girls don't poop. It's just too hard to visualize that. It's like an oxymoron.:wtf: They're too... too something |
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