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An important and pertinent question [Domesticated's big, smelly thread about poo] (pg. 17)
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| JD8180 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
Anybody use incense in the bathroom during such an occasion? |
I prefer the smell of than the smell of masked by flowery smells |
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| bas |
What do you do with the paper after wards? It seems like if it were scrunched it would come undone in your hand and get up all on your wrists.
Christ, you disgust me. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
pkc you are an enigma :wtf:
Wiping with a scrunched piece of paper increases volume but certainly decreases area. I'd say the chances of mudbutt-to-hand contact increases greatly with the scrunch method. Unless you have a gigantic ass and a comically small hand. |
lols. Unless you’ve got parkinsons or something I see no reason why you guys assume that ends up anywhere other than where it is intended to go!
And im not scrunching it into a nice ball or something, just getting a nice, controlled grip on the collection of mal-formed paper and off we go!
And im not surprised you have no issues getting comfortable with the contours of your anus bas :p |
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| Palladium |
| i wipe in the shower |
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| enydo |
| lol thread starter = Beat Blog |
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| Zild |
| Seriously WTF? :conf: |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
i stand up.
its all about the butthole check. do a quick check in the mirror - you gotta strech them cheeks out make sure theres nothing left after a good wiping session with them papers. |
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That had me in tears!
I concurr with Sushi, this is probably on of the best threads in TA history. :gsmile:
I'm still perplexed at the fact that some people stand up while wiping. I mean, how did they ever come to the conclusion that locking the between the cheeks first is the best approach to having a clean anus? :wtf: |
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| astroboy |
3 seashells.
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| Adam420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by woscar
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That had me in tears!
I concurr with Sushi, this is probably on of the best threads in TA history. :gsmile:
I'm still perplexed at the fact that some people stand up while wiping. I mean, how did they ever come to the conclusion that locking the between the cheeks first is the best approach to having a clean anus? :wtf: |
lol
I actually used to do it standing up when I was a kid but at one point realized I was doing it entirely wrong...
No stains ever since:D |
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| astroboy |
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